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#a4 ,hooray = ,mr4 ,klutz6 """""""" #a
#b4 ,*ickie ,baby """"""""""""""""" #h
#c4 ,act ,normal """"""""""""""""" #ah
#d4 ,r1l;y ,is ,bor+ """"""""""""" #be
#e4 ,ella ,m5try ,idol """"""""""" #cg
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#g4 ,! ,/unt ,t1*] """"""""""""""" #ef
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#i4 ,we're ,\tta ,"h """"""""""""" #gc
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       ,my ,weird] ,s*ool _?#e      #a
        ,ms4 ,be>d ,is ,weird6

                  #a
        ,hooray = ,mr4 ,klutz

,my "n is ,a4,j4 & ,i hate x :5 a
helicopt] l&s on my h1d4
  ,okay1 s a helicopt] n"e .1r1lly l&$
on my h1d4 ,b ,i'm pretty sure t if a
helicopt] "e .1did l& on my h1d1 ,i wd
hate x4 ,wdn't y8
  ,my t1*] is ,mr4 ,granite1 :o is f
------------------------------------#b
ano!r planet4 ,he's be5 pretty angry
lately4 ,e "t he tries to t1* u any?+1
an ann\nce;t comes ov] ! l\dsp1k]
tell+ u to g to an assembly4 ,mr4
,granite got s mad t he yank$ !
l\dsp1k] \ ( ! wall6
  8,okay1 td we're go+ to talk ab !
,civil ,w>10 ,mr4 ,granite told u4
8,turn to page tw5ty-?ree 9 yr,-0
  ,he didn't get ! *.e to f9i% 8
s5t;e1 2c y'll n"e 2lieve :o pok$   #a
h] h1d 9to ! door at t mo;t4       a#b
  ,nobody6 ,x wd hurt if y pok$ yr h1d
9to a door4 ,:y wd anybody want to d a
dumb ?+ l t8
------------------------------------#c
  ,b y'll n"e 2lieve :o pok$ h] h1d
9to ! .1doorway4
  ,x 0 ,mrs4 ,patty1 ! s*ool secret>y6
  8,i've be5 try+ to r1* y10 %e told
,mr4 ,granite4 8,:o yank$ yr l\dsp1k]
\ ( ! wall8 ,"ey"o has to report to !
all-purpose room = a
------------------------------------#d
surprise assembly40
  8,n .1ag60 yell$ ,mr4 ,granite4
  ,surprise assemblies >e fun1 2c y
n"e "k :at's go+ to happ54 ,t's :y
!y're call$ .1surprise assemblies4
  ,we _h to walk a million hundr$
miles to ! all-purpose room4 ,i don't
"k :y !y call x an all-purpose room1
2c we c't use x = .1all purposes4 ,i
m1n1 y c't use x to fly 9to \t] space4
,s :y is x call$ ! all-purpose room8
  ,anyway1 we _h to sit
boy-girl-boy-girl to make sure     a#d
we wdn't sit next to anybody we lik$4
,i _h to sit 2t annoy+ ,&rea & h]
crybaby fr1 ,emily4 ,u<1 4gu/+6 ,i
made sure n to
------------------------------------#e
let my elb[s t\* _!s4
  ,mr4 ,klutz1 \r pr9cipal1 0 up on !
/age4 ,he has no hair at all4"9
  8,grt news1 "ey"o60 ,mr4 ,klutz told
u4 8,\r budget problems >e solv$4 ,i'm
happy to report t we c buy new
comput]s & supplies4 ,we c br+ back !
>t & music programs4 ,we c hire all !
t1*]s :o 7 fir$4 ,we c turn on ! wat]
f.ta9s ag & put toilet pap] back 9 !
ba?rooms40
  8,hooray = ,mr4 ,klutz60 ,"eybody 0
:i/l+ & *e]+ & %\t+4
  8,": did y get ! m"oy to d all
"333333
"9,he m/ save a lot ( m"oy on %ampoo &
  hair dry]s & /uff4
------------------------------------#f
^? ?+s80 ask$ \r libr>ian1 ,mrs4    #c
,roopy4 8,did y get a grant80      a#f
  8,no10 sd ,mr4 ,klutz4
  8,>e taxes go+ up80 ask$ ! s*ool
nurse1 ,mrs4 ,cooney4
  8,no10 sd ,mr4 ,klutz4
  8,>e we go+ to h a fundrais]80 ask$
,dr4 ,brad1 ! s*ool c\nselor4
  8,no10 sd ,mr4 ,klutz4 8,!
------------------------------------#g
m"oy is com+ f ! fam\s ,,tv produc]
,ms4 ,be>d4 ,%e's mak+ a new r1l;y %[1
& %e's go+ to %oot x "r "h6 ,x is go+
to 2 call$ .7,! ,r1l ,t1*]s ( ,ella
,m5try ,s*ool.'40
  8,,eeeeeeeeekkkk60
  ,all ! t1*]s 7 fr1k+ \4
  8,we're go+ to 2 on ,,tv60 scr1m$ \r
spee* t1*]1 ,ms4 ,laney4
  8,we're go+ to 2 fam\s60 scr1m$ \r
vice pr9cipal1 ,mrs4 ,jafee4
  8,h[ does my hair look80 scr1m$ \r
comput] t1*]1 ,mrs4 ,yonk]s4
  8,:at am ,i go+ to we>80 scr1m$ \r
,spani% t1*]1 ,miss ,holly4 8,i h no?+
to we>60
  ,t1*]s >e weird4                 a#g
------------------------------------#h

                  #b
            ,*ickie ,baby

,ov] ! week5d my p>5ts _h to sign a
3tract t ,i br"\ home 9 my backpack4
,! 3tract sd !y cdn't sue anybody if
,i fell 9to a well1 or got eat5 by a
lion or run ov] by a tra91 or if a
helicopt] fell on my h1d dur+ ! film+
------------------------------------#i
( .7,! ,r1l ,t1*]s ( ,ella ,m5try
,s*ool.'4
  ,:5 ,i got to s*ool on ,mon"d morn+1
"eybody 0 \ front1 dress$ up 9 _!
nice/ clo!s4 ,i _h to we> a tie4 ,u<4
,x look$ l we 7 all go+ to a w$d+ or a
fun]al4 ,we _h to we> badges1 too1 s p
wat*+ on ,,tv wd "k \r "ns4
  ,! t1*]s 7 runn+ >.d w>n+ u to 2 on
\r be/ 2havior = ,ms4 ,be>d4 ,%e's a
big celebr;y1 & %e 0 com+ all ! way f
,hollywood4 ,! girls 7 gi7l+ &      #e
talk+ n]v\sly to ea* o!r4          a#i
  8,my mom took me to ! b1uty p>lor
ye/]"d10 sd ,&rea4
-----------------------------------#aj
  8,x looks l %e took y to ! .1ugly
p>lor10 ,i told ,&rea4
  8,oh1 snap60 sd ,ryan1 :o w eat
any?+1 ev5 /uff t isn't food4
  ,&rea /uck \ h] t;gue at me4
  8,my mom took me = a p$icure10 sd
,emily4
  8,:at's a p$icure80 ask$ ,mi*ael1 :o
n"e ties 8 %oes4
  8,t's :5 !y soak yr feet & pa9t yr
toenails10 ,emily told u4
-----------------------------------#aa
  8,d y ?9k !y're gonna make a ,,tv %[
ab yr toenails80 ask$ ,neil1 :o we
call ! nude kid ev5 ?\< he we>s clo!s4
  8,boys >e m1n60 sd ,emily4
  8,d y ?9k ? dress makes me look
fat80 ,&rea ask$ ! o!r girls4
  8,yes10 ,i told h]4
  8,i wasn't ask+ .1y1 .1,>lo60
  ,&rea calls me by my r1l "n 2c %e
"ks ,i don't l x4 ,i want$ to     a#aa
make fun ( h] "s m1 b at t mo;t ! mo/
amaz+ ?+ 9 ! hi/ory ( ! _w happ5$4 ,a
black lim\s9e pull$ up at ! o!r side (
! playgr.d4 ,x 0 r1lly l;g1 l
-----------------------------------#ab
"sbody took two regul>-siz$ c>s & /uck
!m tgr4 ,! w9d[s 7 t9t$1 s we cdn't
see 9side4
  8,ms4 ,be>d is "h60 yell$ ,alexia1
:o is a girl b pretty cool anyway4
  8,ms4 ,be>d is "h60 yell$ ,ryan4
  8,ms4 ,be>d is "h60 yell$ ,mi*ael4
  ,9 case y 7 wond]+1 "eybody 0 yell+
t ,ms4 ,be>d 0 "h4
  ,b actually1 ,ms4 ,be>d .1wasn't "h4
,n yet anyway4
  ,a bun* ( guys got \ ( ! limo4 ,!y 7
c>ry+ cam]as & li<ts & /uff4
  ,a few seconds lat]1 a helicopt]
came d[n f ! sky & l&$ on !
-----------------------------------#ac
playgr.d ne> ! limo4 ,a lady got \4
  8,x's ,ms4 ,be>d60 %\t$ ,mr4 ,klutz4
  ,ms4 ,be>d climb$ d[n f !         #g
helicopt] & got 9to ! limo4 ,!n   a#ac
! limo drove ab t5 y>ds to ": we 7 all
wait+4 ,i guess ,ms4 ,be>d doesn't l
to walk4
  8,rememb]10 %\t$ ,mr4 ,klutz1 8we
want to %[ ,ms4 ,be>d :at t]rific
/ud5ts we h at ,ella ,m5try ,s*ool4
,"eybody 2 on yr be/ 2havior40
  8,i'm .1alw on my be/ 2havior10 sd
,&rea4
  ,:at is h] problem8
  ,ms4 ,be>d got \ ( ! limo & look$
>.d4
-----------------------------------#ad
  8,welcome to \r s*ool10 ,mr4 ,klutz
told h]4 8,i'm sure y'll f9d \r *n,-0
  ,he didn't get ! *.e to f9i% 8
s5t;e1 2c ,ms4 ,be>d wasn't pay+
att5;n4
  8,fabul\s1 ,*ickie ,baby60 %e sd4
8,i love *n6 ,!y're l gr[n-ups1 only
%ort]40
  8,we %d probably talk ab,-0 sd ,mr4
,klutz4

  8,sure1 let's d lun*1 ,*ickie    #ae
,baby10 sd ,ms4 ,be>d4
  8,uh1 ,i j did br1kfa/10 sd ,mr4
,klutz4 8,& my "n isn't ,*ickie ,baby4
,x's ,mr4 ,klutz40
  8,n .1n[1 ,*ickie ,baby10 sd ,ms4
,be>d4 8,let's d lun* at .1lun*"t1
sweetie4 ,h yr girl call my girl4
,we'll take a meet+40
  ,%e talks funny4
  ,! big guys />t$ sett+ up li<ts1
cam]as1 & microph"os "ey":4 ,ms4 ,be>d
walk$ >.d look+ u ov] l a g5]al
9spect+ ! troops4
  8,oh1 ? is go+ to 2 .1fabul\s60 %e
sd4 8,x w 2 ! f/ r1l;y %[ t
-----------------------------------#af
takes place 9 a s*ool4 ,! rat+s >e go+
to g "? ! ro(60
  8,>e we go+ to 2 fam\s l t ,snookie
lady80 ask$ ,&rea4
  8,t dep5ds on :at happ5s1 baby10"9
sd ,ms4 ,be>d4 8,? is r1l;y ,,tv4 ,we
don't use scripts4 ,nobody has any
l9es4 ,x's all ab r1l;y4 ,we'll j   #i
h to see :at happ5s40             a#af
  8,:5 does ! %[ 2g980 ask$ ,neil !
nude kid4
  8,"r n[1 baby60 ,ms4 ,be>d sd1
clapp+ h] h&s tgr4
  ,"sbody gave h] a big megaph"o1 & %e
%\t$ 9to x1 8,quiet on ! set6
"333333
"9,ms4 ,be>d calls "eybody 8baby40 ,i
  wond] :at %e calls .1r1l babies4
-----------------------------------#ag
,we're %oot+ .7,! ,r1l ,t1*]s ( ,ella
,m5try ,s*ool.'6 ,li<ts6 ,cam]a6
,,ac;n60
-----------------------------------#ah

                  #c
             ,act ,normal

,mr4 ,klutz rem9d$ u ag to 2 on \r be/
2havior4 ,! morn+ bell rang1 & we ru%$
up ! /eps & d[n ! hall to \r
classroom4 ,x 0 weird ) ^? guys /ick+
cam]as 9 \r faces4
  8,h[ d ,i look80 ,mr4 ,granite
:isp]$ to u z we walk$ d[n !      a#ah
hall4 8,i'm
-----------------------------------#ai
a ll n]v\s4 ,i've n"e be5 on ,,tv 2f40
  8,y look l a r1l ,,tv />1 ,mr4
,granite60 sd ,&rea4
  ,:at a br[nnos]4
  ,f9ally1 we got to class & took \r
s1ts4 ,"! 7 f\r cam]as & cam]am5 & l;g
/icks ) microph"os hang+ all ov] !
place4 ,ms4 ,be>d sat on a *air 9 !
back ( ! room4 ,i guess %e takes h]
*air ) h] "ey":1 2c x _h h] "n on !
back ( x4
  8,okay1 j pret5d ,i'm n "h10 ,ms4
,be>d told ,mr4 ,granite4 8,act l x's
any o!r "d at s*ool4 ,,ac;n60
  8,uh 444 gd morn+1 boys & girls10
-----------------------------------#bj
sd ,mr4 ,granite4 8,td we're go+ to
444 uh 444 talk ab 444 uh 444 ! ,civil
,w>4 ,turn to page 444 uh 444
tw5ty-?ree 9 yr books4 4440
  ,we all turn$ to page tw5ty-?ree4
  8,! ,civil ,w>10 ,mr4 ,granite   #aa
3t9u$1 8um 444 uh 444 x wasn't    a#bj
v 444 um 444 civil at all4 ,ha-ha4 ,j
a ll joke "!4 ,ummmm1 ,i m1n 444 c ,i
d t ov] ag1 ,ms4 ,be>d8 ,i mess$ up40
  ,ms4 ,be>d jump$ up & put h] >m >.d
8 %\ld]4
  8,granite1 baby1 y j gotta .1relax10
%e sd4 8,j 2 yrf4 ,act normal4 ,okay8
,let's try x ag40
  ,ms4 ,be>d w5t back to h] *air &
yell$ 8,,ac;n60 ag4
-----------------------------------#ba
  8,! ,civil ,w>10 sd ,mr4 ,granite1
8444 uh 444 ummm1 x rem9ds me ( a /ory
my gr&"m told me4
-----------------------------------#bb
,blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah40
  ,mr4 ,granite />t$ tell+ a /ory ab 8
gr&"m4 ,x w5t on ="e4 ,i ?"\ ,i 0
gonna die4 ,x's h>d to sit / )\t
fidget+4 ,b ,i kept my feet on ! floor
& my h&s fold$ on my desk4 ,i didn't
want ,mr4 ,granite to call on me1 s ,i
made sure n to look at hm4 ,t's   a#bb
! f/ rule ( 2+ a kid4
  8,blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah 44410 dron$
,mr4 ,granite4
  ,sudd5ly ,&rea rais$ h] h&4
  8,yes1 ,&rea80
  8,is x true t ! ,civil ,w> />t$ 9
-----------------------------------#bc
#ahfa :5 elev5 ,s\!rn /ates decid$ to
l1ve ! ,unit$ ,/ates & =m _! [n c.try
call$ ! ,3f$]ate ,/ates ( ,am]ica80
  ,u<4 ,i hate h]4
  8,t's absolutely "r60 sd ,mr4
,granite1 b1m+ at ,&rea4 8,i c see
y've be5 /udy+40
  8,i alw try my h>de/10 ,&rea sd4 ,!n
%e made a big smile "r 9to ! cam]a4
-----------------------------------#bd
  ,:y c't a truckload ( cam]as fall on
h] h1d8
  8,b1uti;l6 ,cut60 sd ,ms4 ,be>d4
8,okay1 guys4 ,let's move to ! next
class40
  ,! cam]am5 />t$ pick+ up _!      #ac
equip;t4                          a#bd
  8,:5 w we 2 on ,,tv80 ask$ ,&rea4
  8,tn1 baby10 ,ms4 ,be>d repli$4
  8,,eeeeeeeeeek6 ,we're gonna 2 on
,,tv .1tn60
  ,"eybody 0 fr1k+ \4
-----------------------------------#be

                  #d
           ,r1l;y ,is ,bor+

,my p>5ts let me /ay up late on ,mon"d
to wat* .7,! ,r1l ,t1*]s ( ,ella
,m5try ,s*ool.'4 ,x 0 cool to see u
all on ,,tv1 ev5 if ,i _h to look at
,&rea's big face ho7+ ! scre5 ! :ole
"t4
  ,! f/ ?+ t happ5$ on
-----------------------------------#bf
,tues"d morn+ 0 t ,ms4 ,be>d ru%$ 9to
s*ool ) h] megaph"o & told u we _h to
take a meet+4 ,i m1n1 h an assembly4
,i _h to sit next to ,ll ,miss ,p]fect
ag4
  8,i h "s gd news & "s bad news10
,ms4 ,be>d ann\nc$ :5 "eybody 0   a#bf
s1t$4 8,! gd news is t t5 million p
tun$ 9 to see .7,! ,r1l ,t1*]s ( ,ella
,m5try ,s*ool.' la/ ni<t40
  8,,w[10 we all sd1 : is 8,,mom0
upside d[n4
  8,:at's ! bad news80 ask$ ,mr4
,klutz4
  8,! bad news is t n9e million ( !m
turn$ ! %[ (f af five m9utes10 sd ,ms4
,be>d4
-----------------------------------#bg
  8,:at80 we all ask$4 8,:y80
  8,2c x 0 .1bor+1 t's :y60 ,ms4 ,be>d
told u4 8,nobody wants to wat* polite1
well-2hav$ kids 2+ tau<t by excell5t
t1*]s4 ,!y c see t at _! .1[n s*ool40
  8,i ?"\ ! %[ 0 suppos$ to 2 .1r1l10
sd ,mrs4 ,jafee4 8,isn't t :y !y call
x a .1r1l;y %[80
  8,let me tell y a ll secret10 sd
,ms4 ,be>d4 8,r1l;y is bor+4 ,p don't
want to wat* r1l;y4 ,!y want to 2
.1amaz$4 ,we've got to %[ !m "s?+
!y've n"e se5 2f4 ,we've got to    #ae
bl[ _! m9ds60                     a#bg
  8,i ?"\ y told u to act normal10
-----------------------------------#bh
sd ,mr4 ,granite4
  8,look10 sd ,ms4 ,be>d4 8,normal is
bor+4 ,if y folks c't spice ?+s up1
.7,! ,r1l ,t1*]s ( ,ella ,m5try
,s*ool.' is go+ to 2 c.el$40
  8,c.el$680 ,mr4 ,klutz look$ all
panick$4 8,does t m1n we won't get !
m"oy y promis$80
  8,t's "r1 ,*ickie ,baby40
  8,/op call+ me ,*ickie ,baby60 sd
,mr4 ,klutz4
  8,if ! %[ is c.el$1 "! goes ! music
& >t programs ag10 moan$ ,ms4 ,hannah1
\r >t t1*]4
  8,"! goes ! wat] f.ta9s10 moan$
,mrs4 ,patty4
  8,"! goes ! toilet pap]10 moan$
-----------------------------------#bi
,miss ,laz>1 \r cu/odian4
  8,hey1 li<t5 up60 ,ms4 ,be>d sd4 8,i
"k h[ we c make .7,! ,r1l ,t1*]s (
,ella ,m5try ,s*ool.' 9to a hit4 ,i h
a plan4 ,tru/ me4 ,%[ busi;s is   a#bi
9 my blood40"9
  8,:at's ! plan80 ,mr4 ,klutz ask$4
8,we ne$ to save ! %[40
  8,p l w9n]s & los]s10 ,ms4 ,be>d sd
z %e got \ a l>ge %opp+ bag4 8,s "h's
:at ,i'm go+ to d4 ,i'm go+ to divide
a gr\p ( t1*]s 9to two t1ms4 ,"o t1m w
we> hats ) antl]s on !m4 ,!y w 2 call$
! ,moosekete]s4 ,! o!r t1m w we> ^!
hot dog hats1 & !y w 2 !
"333333
"9,%e %d g to ! doctor4
-----------------------------------#cj
,hot ,dog ,h1ds40
  ,ms4 ,be>d pull$ a bun* ( hats \ (
h] bag4
  8,i'm n we>+ a silly hat10 ann\nc$
,mr4 ,lor+1 \r music t1*]4
  8,!n y c't 2 on ! %[10 sd ,ms4
,be>d4
  8,":'s my silly hat80 ask$ ,mr4
,lor+4
-----------------------------------#ca
  8,okay60 sd ,ms4 ,be>d4 8,:5     #ag
,i call yr "n1 come up on !       a#ca
/age4 ,! ,moosekete]s >e 444 ,ms4
,l1key1 ,ms4 ,hannah1 ,mr4 ,lor+1 ,mr4
,macky1 ,miss ,holly1 & ,mrs4 ,yonk]s4
,come on d[n60
  ,we all *e]$ z ! ,moosekete]s ran up
on ! /age & hi<-fiv$ ea* o!r4
  8,! ,hot ,dog ,h1ds >e 444 ,mrs4
,roopy1 ,miss ,small1 ,mr4 ,dock]1
,mr4 ,granite1 ,ms4 ,coco1 & ,miss
,laney4 ,come on d[n60
  ,! ,hot ,dog ,h1ds fi/-bump$ ea* o!r
z !y ran up on ! /age4 ,!y all put on
_! silly hats4 ,! cam]am5 film$ "ey?+4
  8,! ,moosekete]s /9k60 %\t$ ,miss
,laney4
  8,! ,hot ,dog ,h1ds suck e7s60
-----------------------------------#cb
%\t$ ,miss ,holly4
  8,i'm glad to see y t1*]s >e gett+
9to ! _s ( ! competi;n10 sd ,ms4
,be>d4
  8,x's n nice to call p "ns10 ,&rea
sd to me4 8,!y're n sett+ a gd example
= *n40
  8,c y possibly 2 m bor+80 ,i    a#cb
told ,&rea4
  ,ms4 ,be>d clapp$ h] h&s to get
"ey"o's att5;n4
  8,ov] ! next few "ds10 %e sd1 8!
,moosekete]s & ! ,hot ,dog ,h1ds w
compete 9 a s]ies ( ev5ts4 ,a panel (
judges w help decide :o is ! w9n]1 & p
at home w 2 able to vote too40
-----------------------------------#cc
  ,t's :5 ,ll ,miss ,p]fect got up to
ask a "q4
  8,excuse me10 ,&rea sd1 8b :at does
? h to d ) $uca;n8 ,%dn't we 2 le>n+
?+s 9 s*ool80
  8.1,booooooooo60
  8,sit d[n60
  ,"eybody 0 hoot+ at ,&rea1 ev5 "s (
! t1*]s4 ,nah-nah-nah boo-boo on h]4
,x 0 ! grte/ mo;t ( my life4
  8,don't worry10 ,ms4 ,be>d sd4
8,y're go+ to 2 le>n+ pl5ty4 ,& "h's !
be/ "p4 ,"o by "o1 ! t1*]s w 2
elim9at$ until we're left ) j "o w9n]4
,t t1*] w get ! gr& prize3 a       #ai
fabul\s1 all-exp5ses-pd           a#cc
-------------------------------#cd-#cf
vaca;n to any": 9 ! _w & a ye>'s
supply ( pork sausages60
  8,i .1love pork sausages60 sd ,ms4
,l1key4
  8,t rem9ds me10 ,ms4 ,be>d sd z %e
look$ 9to "o ( ! cam]as4 8,folks1 d y
l pork sausages8 ,i sure d4 ,& :5 ,i
want a pork sausage1 ,i r1* = ,porky's
pork sausages4 ,!y're ! be/ pork
sausages 9 ! _w1 made ) ! f9e/ pork &
no >tificial 9gr$i5ts4 ,s :5 y want a
pork sausage1 r1* = ,porky's4 ,okay1
let ! games 2g960
-----------------------------------#cg

                  #e
          ,ella ,m5try ,idol

,mr4 ,klutz s5t u to lun* s ! t1*]s cd
get r1dy4 ,:5 we got back to !
all-purpose room1 ! /age 0 decorat$ )
lots ( li<ts & a big sign 444

                                  a#cg
  ,,,ella m5try idol6,'

  ,ms4 ,be>d came \ on/age1 foll[$ by
! ,moosekete]s & ! ,hot ,dog ,h1ds4
,we all yell$ & scr1m$1 b
-----------------------------------#ch
we quiet$ d[n :5 ,mr4 ,klutz made a
p1ce sign1 : m1ns 8%ut up40
  8,welcome to ,ella ,m5try ,idol60 sd
,ms4 ,be>d4 8,td we're go+ to see h[
well ^! twelve t1*]s c s+6 ,sadly1 "o
( !m w 2 elim9at$40
  8.1,awwwwwwwwww40
  8,ea* ( ! t1*]s w s+ a s;g10 sd ,ms4
,be>d4 8,!n we'll op5 up ! ph"o l9es s
view]s c vote = _! favorite4 ,! t1*]
:o gets ! fewe/ votes w 2 elim9at$4
,is "ey"o excit$80
  8,y1h60 we all scr1m$4
  8,n[ let's meet \r judges60 sd ,ms4
,be>d4
  ,%e pick$ up a j> fill$ ) slips (
-----------------------------------#ci
pap]4 ,%e %ook x up & !n pick$ \   #ba
?ree ( !m4                        a#ci
  8,\r judges w 2 444 ,ryan1 ,&rea1 &
,a4,j46 ,come on d[n60
  8,t's .1me60 ,&rea %riek$1 jump+ up
& d[n4
  ,we w5t runn+ up to ! /age & sat at
! table "!4
  8,may ,i ask a "q80 sd ,&rea4 8,:at
does a s++ competi;n h to d ) $uca;n80
  8,i'm glad y ask$ t "q1 ,&rea60 sd
,ms4 ,be>d4 8,ea* t1*] is go+ to s+ a
s;g ab ! ?+ !y t1*4 ,let's />t ) yr >t
t1*] 444 ,ms4 ,hannah60
  ,"eybody *e]$ :5 ,ms4 ,hannah
-----------------------------------#dj
w5t ov] to ! microph"o ) a guit>4
  8,in >t10 %e sd1 8"s"ts we use tools
to build sculptures4 ,s ,i'd l to s+ a
s;g call$ ,8,if ,i ,_h a ,hamm]4,00
  ,u<6 ,i knew t s;g4 ,x's ab a guy :o
wants a hamm]4 ,he s+s t if he _h a
hamm]1 he wd hamm] a bun* ( /uff all
ov] ! _w4 ,if t's n dumb1 ,i don't "k
:at is4
  ,ms4 ,hannah sang ! hamm] s;g2 &
:5 %e 0 d"o1 "eybody clapp$4       #da
  8,n[ let's see :at \r judges ?9k10
sd ,ms4 ,be>d4 8,&rea1 did y l ,ms4
,hannah's s;g80
  8,i ?"\ x 0 lovely10 sd ,&rea4 8,i
give ,ms4 ,hannah a t540
  ,&rea held up a ,p+-,p;g paddle ) a
#aj on x1 & "eybody *e]$4
  8,a p]fect score60 sd ,ms4 ,be>d4
8,a4,j41 h[ d .1y rate ,ms4 ,hannah80
  8,i give h] a ?ree10 ,i sd1 hold+ up
my paddle4 8,t s;g makes no s5se at
all4 ,if %e wants a hamm] s
-----------------------------------#db
badly1 :y doesn't %e j g to a h>dw>e
/ore & buy "o8 ,hamm]s don't co/ t
m*40
  8,! s;g isn't ab hamm]s1 dumbh1d60
,&rea sd1 roll+ h] eyes4 8,x's ab
p1ce40"9
  8,:at d .1y ?9k1 ,ryan80 ask$ ,ms4
,be>d4
  8,i give ,ms4 ,hannah a six10 sd
,ryan4 8,%e sd t if %e _h a hamm] %e
wd hamm] 9 ! morn+4 ,b ,i don't    #bc
?9k %e %d hamm] 9 ! ev5+ too4     a#db
,9 ! d>k1 %e mi<t hamm] h] ?umb & hurt
h]f40
  8,gd po9t1 ,ryan10 sd ,ms4 ,be>d4
"333333
"9,if %e wants p1ce1 %e %d /op hamm]+
  all ! "t4

-----------------------------------#dc
  8,y1h1 & hamm]+ 9 ! ev5+ w 4turb !
nei<bors10 ,i add$4 8,p >e try+ to
sleep at ni<t4 ,!y don't want to he> a
bun* ( hamm]+40
  8,well sd1 ,a4,j460 sd ,ms4 ,be>d4
8,t's n9ete5 po9ts = ,ms4 ,hannah40
  ,"eybody *e]$4
  ,af t1 ,miss ,holly1 \r ,spani%
t1*]1 sang a s;g call$ 8.1,la
.1,bamba40 ,mr4 ,dock]1 \r sci;e t1*]1
sang a s;g call$ 8,%e ,bl9d$ ,me )
,sci;e40 ,mrs4 ,roopy1 \r libr>ian1
sang a s;g ab ! ,dewey decimal sy/em4
,miss ,laney1 \r spee* t1*]1 sang a
s;g ab ! ra9 9 ,spa9 fall+ ma9ly on !
pla94 ,x made no s5se at all4 ,:o c>es
": x ra9s8 ,mr4 ,lor+1            a#dc
-----------------------------------#dd
\r music t1*]1 sang a s;g call$ 8,br[n
,sug>40 ,t 0 weird4 ,:y wd anybody
make a s;g ab sug>8
  ,af t came \r comput] t1*]1 ,mrs4
,yonk]s4
  8,i'd l to s+ a s;g ab pork
sausages10 %e sd4 8,i borr[$ ! tune (
,8,home on ! ,range4,0 ,x goes l ?4
4440
-----------------------------------#de

  8,oh give me "s pork
  ) a knife & a =k1
  & potatoes t h be5 ,fr5* fri$4
  ,x makes a grt lun*1
  & ,i'll eat a :ole bun*
  ) a plate;l ( b1ns on ! side4
  ,porky's pork sausages4
  ,i'd r eat !m ?an play4
  ,& :5 ,i am d"o1
  ,i'll take "o on a bun
  ,to br+ home & eat ! next "d40
                                   #be
                                   #df
  8,:at d y ?9k1 judges80 ask$ ,ms4
,be>d4
  8,t 0 .1wond];l60 sd ,&rea1 :o ?9ks
t "ey?+ gr[n-ups d is wond];l4 8,i
give x a t540
  8,t 0 .1t]rible60 ,i sd4 8,d1f p all
ov] ! _w >e grate;l "r n[ t !y didn't
h to he> t40
  8,:at did t h to d ) comput]s80 ask$
,ryan4
-----------------------------------#dg
  ,af ! twelve t1*]s _h sung a s;g1 !
ph"o l9es 7 op5$ up1 & p all ov]
,am]ica _h ! *.e to vote = _!
favorite4 ,we _h to wait a l;g "t :ile
! votes 7 2+ c.t$4 ,f9ally1 ,ms4 ,be>d
came \ to ann\nce ! results4
  8,! p h spok510 %e sd4 8,elev5 ( \r
t1*]s w move on to ! next r.d4 ,"o ( y
m/ l1ve4 ,b 2f ,i say :o t t1*] is1
tell me1 ,a4,j41 :at d y ?9k ( pork
sausages80
  8,i give 'em a t560 ,i sd1 hold+ up
my paddle4 8,i love 'em60
  8,y he>d x "h1 folks60 sd       a#dg
,ms4 ,be>d4
-----------------------------------#dh
8,! judges agree t pork sausages >e
.1grt6 ,n[ x's "t to rev1l : ( \r
t1*]s got ! l1/ votes & w h to l1ve4
,t t1*] is 444 ,mrs4 ,roopy40
  8.1,awwwwwwwwwww40
  ,mrs4 ,roopy walk$ (f ! /age1 h] h1d
hang+4
  ,"o t1*] elim9at$1 t5 to g4
-----------------------------------#di

                  #f
          ,danc+ ) ! ,t1*]s

,:5 we got to ! all-purpose room !
next morn+1 "! 0 a big bann] acr !
/age 444

  ,,,danc+ ) ! t1*]s,'

  ,! cam]as />t$ roll+ "r away1 & ,ms4
,be>d l1p$ up on ! /age4
  8,ye/]"d we saw h[ well !        #bg
t1*]s                             a#di
-----------------------------------#ej
( ,ella ,m5try ,s*ool cd s+10 %e sd4
8,td we're go+ to see h[ well !y d.e60
  ,"! 7 f\r pairs ( d.ers,-two t1ms (
,mooskete]s & two t1ms ( ,hot ,dog
,h1ds4 ,ms4 ,be>d ann\nc$ t "o ( !
c\ples wd 2 elim9at$4 ,&rea1 ,ryan1 &
,i 7 call$ up to 2 ! judges ag4
  8,\r f/ c\ple w 2 ,mr4 ,lor+ & ,miss
,holly ( ! ,moosekete]s10 sd ,ms4
,be>d4 8,!y w 2 danc+ ! *a-*a40"9
  8,i don't r1lly "k h[ to *a-*a10 sd
,mr4 ,lor+4
"333333
"9,*a-*a8 ,:at k9d ( "n is t = a d.e8
-----------------------------------#ea
  8,me nei10 sd ,miss ,holly4
  8,t]rific60 %\t$ ,ms4 ,be>d4 8,/>t !
music60
  ,"s weird *a-*a music />t$ play+4
  ,did y "e see a t1*] d.e8 ,x's
hil>i\s4 ,y don't 2lieve me8 ,ask yr
t1*] to get up & d.e1 "r n[4 ,x w 2
hy/]ical4 ,i gu>antee x4
  ,anyway1 ,miss ,holly is        a#ea
r1lly tall1 & ,mr4 ,lor+ is r1lly
%ort4 ,!y 7 /umbl+ all ov] & /epp+ on
ea* o!r's feet :ile !y tri$ to *a-*a4
,ryan & ,i _h to d all we cd n to fall
\ ( \r s1ts lau<+4 ,i 0 afraid ,i 0
go+ to pee 9 my pants4
-----------------------------------#eb
  ,:5 x 0 ov]1 "eybody clapp$ &
pret5d$ t ,mr4 ,lor+ & ,miss ,holly 7
gd d.ers4
  8,i give !m a t560 sd ,&rea1 hold+
up h] ,p+-,p;g paddle4
  8,i give !m a "o10 ,i sd4 8,!y d.e l
a pair ( wat] bu6alo fi<t+ ov] a piece
( m1t40
  8,i give !m a two = ef=t10 sd ,ryan4
  8,okay6 ,t's ?irte5 po9ts10 sd ,ms4
,be>d4 8,let's br+ on \r next c\ple1
,mr4 ,dock] & ,ms4 ,coco ( ! ,hot ,dog
,h1ds40
  ,"eybody *e]$4 ,!y _h to d a d.e
call$ ! fox-trot4 ,x didn't look l
foxes trott+4 ,x look$ m l a
                                   #bi
bad ?ree-le7$ race4 ,x 0           #ec
emb>rass+ j to wat*4 ,!y w]5't q z
aw;l z ,mr4 ,lor+ & ,miss ,holly1 b x
0 / ! funnie/ ?+ 9 ! hi/ory
-----------------------------------#ed
( ! _w4 ,we gave !m sixte5 po9ts1 ) t5
( !m f ,&rea1 ( c\rse4
  8,next up1 ,mr4 ,granite & ,miss
,laney60 sd ,ms4 ,be>d4 8,!y w d.e !
tango40
  ,i don't "k :at 8tango0 m1ns1 b x
sure didn't look l danc+4 ,x look$ l
,mr4 ,granite & ,miss ,laney 7 try+ to
/amp \ cockroa*es4 ,we gave !m tw5ty
po9ts4
  ,! la/ d.e t1m 0 ,mr4 ,macky & ,ms4
,hannah4 ,!y _h to d "s d.e call$ !
rumba1 & !y 7 actually pretty gd4
,well1 !y 7 gd = .1t1*]s1 anyway4 ,!y
got a nice r.d ( applause1 &
tw5ty-five po9ts4
-----------------------------------#ee
  ,f9ally,-& ?ank;lly,-,danc+ ) !
,t1*]s 0 ov]4 ,ms4 ,be>d add$ up !
scores4
  8,if y ask me1 .1all ( ^!       a#ee
t1*]s >e w9n]s10 %e ann\nc$1 8b two (
y m/ 2 elim9at$ td4 ,i'm sorry1 b 444
,miss ,holly & ,mr4 ,lor+ w h to g
home40
  ,?ree t1*]s elim9at$1 ei<t to g4
-----------------------------------#ef

                  #g
            ,! ,/unt ,t1*]

,we 7 told to g back to class until !
5d ( ! "d4 ,mr4 ,granite 0 happy ab t4
,he sd we cd f9ally get "s "w d"o4
  8,td we're go+ to talk ab,-0
  ,b he didn't get ! *.e to f9i% 8
s5t;e1 2c y'll n"e 2lieve
-----------------------------------#eg
:o came runn+ 9to ! door at t mo;t4
  ,nobody6 ,:y wd y want to run 9to a
door8 ,t wd hurt4 ,b y'll n"e 2lieve
:o came runn+ 9to ! .1doorway4
  ,x 0 ,ms4 ,be>d1 & a cam]a crew6
  8,granite1 baby60 %e sd1 ?r[+ h] >m
>.d ,mr4 ,granite's %\ld]4 8,i     #ca
felt bad ab :at happ5$ :5 we      a#eg
film$ y 9 class4 ,i want$ to give y
ano!r *.e to 2 a />40
  8,uh 444 okay10 sd ,mr4 ,granite4
  ,all ! li<ts & cam]as 7 set up1 &
,ms4 ,be>d yell$1 8,,ac;n60
  8,td we're go+ to talk ab
-----------------------------------#eh
frac;ns10 ,mr4 ,granite told u4 8,a
frac;n is a numb] t expresses "p ( a
gr\p4 ,! numb] abv ! l9e is call$ !
num]ator4 ,! numb] 2l ! l9e is call$
!,-0
  8,cut60 ,ms4 ,be>d yell$4 8,granite1
baby1 y're putt+ "eybody to sleep ) t
frac;n mumbo jumbo4 ,try x ag1 & ? "t
put a ll pizzazz 9to x1 w ya80
  8,uh 444 okay4 ,i'll try40
  8,,ac;n60
  8,if two frac;ns h ! same
d5om9ator10 sd ,mr4 ,granite1 8_! sum
is ! sum ( ! num]ators ov] ! d5om9a,-0
  8,cut60 holl]$ ,ms4 ,be>d4 8,br+ 9 !
-----------------------------------#ei
/unt t1*]60
  8,:at80 %\t$ ,mr4 ,granite4     a#ei
8,/unt t1*]80
  8,i'm sorry1 ,granite1 baby1 b ? j
isn't "w+ \10 sd ,ms4 ,be>d4 8,i gotta
br+ 9 "sbody :o c grab view]s by !
eyeballs40
  8,y c't d t60 prote/$ ,mr4 ,granite4
8,i sp5t ye>s le>n+ h[ to t1* ma?40
  8,*ill1 baby4 ,x's tempor>y10 sd
,ms4 ,be>d4 8,":'s my /unt t1*]8 ,":'s
,mr4 ,br[n80
  ,sudd5ly1 a guy came walk+ 9to !
class,-on 8 h&s4 ,he did a som]sault &
a c>t:eel & jump$ up onto ,mr4
,granite's desk4 ,he _h a big r$ nose
&
-----------------------------------#fj
orange hair /ick+ \ on bo? sides4
  8,hi1 boys & girls60 he sd 9 a funny
voice1 honk+ 8 nose4
  8,mr4 ,br[n is a cl[n60 ,i %\t$4
  8,y c call me ,br[nie ! ,cl[nie60
  ,mr4 ,granite /ood "! />+ ) 8 m\?
op54 ,br[nie skipp$
                                   #cc
\ ( ! room & came back ) a plate   #fa
full ( pies4
  8,frac;ns >e fun1 kids60 he sd4 8,if
,i cut ? banana cr1m pie 9to ei<t
slices & ,i eat "o ( !m1 h[ m* ( ! pie
did ,i eat80
  8,"o-ei<?60 yell$ ,alexia1 :o is
r1lly gd 9 ma?4
  8,"r60 sd ,br[nie4 8,& if ,i 7 to
take .1two slices ( ! pie & ?r[ !m at
yr t1*]1 h[ m* ( ! pie wd ,i ?r[80
  8,"o-f\r?60 %\t$ ,alexia4
8,two-ei<?s is ! same z "o-f\r?40
  8,"r60 %\t$ ,br[nie4 ,!n he pick$ up
two pieces ( pie & ?rew !m at ,mr4
,granite4 ,!y hit hm "r
-----------------------------------#fb
9 ! h1d4 ,banana cr1m 0 dri2l+ d[n 8
face4
  ,mr4 ,granite look$ l he 0 go+ to
.1explode4 ,i _h n"e se5 hm s mad4
  8,:at if ,i took a .1:ole pie10 ,mr4
,granite %\t$1 8& %ov$ x 9 yr cl[nie
face80
  ,mr4 ,granite pick$ up "o ( ! pies &
pu%$ x 9to ,br[nie's face4 ,x 0   a#fb
cool6
  ,!n ,br[nie pick$ up ano!r pie &
?rew x at ,mr4 ,granite4 ,b he duck$1
& ! pie hit ,emily 9 ! face 9/1d4 ,%e
0 on ! floor1 fr1k+ \4 ,!n %e w5t
runn+ \ ( ! room4 ,:at a crybaby4
  8,food fi<t60 we all holl]$4
-------------------------------#fc-#fd
  ,mr4 ,granite & ,br[nie ! ,cl[n 7
furi\sly gra2+ hunks ( pie & ?r[+ !m
at ea* o!r6 ,gobs ( banana cr1m 7 fly+
all ov] ! classroom6
  ,:5 !y ran \ ( pies to ?r[1 ,br[nie
! ,cl[n & ,mr4 ,granite />t$ wre/l+ on
! floor4 ,x 0 a r1l ,kodak mo;t4
  ,&rea pull$ ,ms4 ,be>d (f to ! side4
  8,i r1lly don't ?9k ? is go+ to help
anybody le>n ab frac;ns10 ,&rea told
h]4
  8,:o c>es80 repli$ ,ms4 ,be>d4 8,x
makes grt ,,tv6 ,! rat+s w g "? !
ro(60

                                   #ce
                  #h               #fe
             ,free = ,all

,:5 we got to s*ool ! next "d1 "eybody
0 told to g >.d to ! playgr.d4 ,& y'll
n"e 2lieve 9 a million hundr$ ye>s :at
0 back "!4
  ,a giant swimm+ pool6 ,& x 0 fill$ )
mud6
-----------------------------------#ff
  8,welcome to .7,! ,r1l ,t1*]s (
,ella ,m5try ,s*ool.'60 ,ms4 ,be>d sd
9to ! cam]a4 8,we "k ! t1*]s "h >e grt
s+]s & d.ers4 ,td we're go+ to see if
!y're any gd at mud wre/l+60
  8,yay60 "eybody w5t except = ,&rea1
:o roll$ h] eyes & sd x look$ 4gu/+4
  ,! t1*]s 7 /&+ at ! $ge ( ! pool
we>+ bik9is4 ,x 0 hil>i\s4 ,2lieve me1
,mr4 ,dock] does .1n look gd 9 a
bik9i4
  8,:5 ,i bl[ my :i/le1 all ! t1*]s w
jump 9to ! pool10 sd ,ms4 ,be>d4 8,!
f/ f\r t1*]s :o climb

\ w adv.e to ! next r.d4 ,! o!rs   #fg
w 2 elim9at$4 ,is "eybody r1dy80
  8,? is gonna 2 cool60 ,i sd to
,mi*ael4
-----------------------------------#fh
  8,:at >e we go+ to le>n f .1?80 ask$
,&rea4 8,x doesn't s.d v $uca;nal to
me40
  8,oh1 t's ": y're wr;g10 sd ,ms4
,be>d4 8,:ile ! t1*]s >e mud wre/l+1
!y al h to recite multiplica;n tables6
,on yr m>k 444 get set 444 ,,g60
  ,ms4 ,be>d blew h] :i/le4 ,! t1*]s
jump$ 9to ! pool4 ,we all />t$ yell+ &
scr1m+4
  ,z soon z ,miss ,small l&$ 9 ! mud1
%e />t$ to climb \ ( ! pool1 b ,mr4
,macky gra2$ h] 2f %e r1*$ ! $ge &
?rew h] 9to ! middle4 ,%e 0 completely
cov]$ 9
-----------------------------------#fi
mud4 ,!n ,mr4 ,macky tri$ to climb \ (
! pool1 b ,miss ,laney gra2$ 8 leg1 &
he fell face-f/ 9to ! mud4 ,he made a
big .1splat4                       #cg
  8,don't =get ab yr "ts          a#fi
tables60 %\t$ ,ms4 ,be>d4
  8,"o "ts ?ree is ?ree10 yell$ ,ms4
,l1key z %e gra2$ ,ms4 ,coco & put h]
9 a h1dlock4
  8,two "ts ?ree is six10 yell$ ,mr4
,granite z he div$ on top ( ,mrs4
,yonk]s4
  ,mud 0 fly+ .1"ey":6 ,e "t "o ( !
t1*]s tri$ to climb \ ( ! pool1 "o ( !
o!r t1*]s wd pull !m back 9to ! mud4
,x 0 gett+ h>d to tell :o 0 :o1 2c all
-----------------------------------#gj
! t1*]s 7 br[n & slimy & slipp]y4
  8,?ree "ts ?ree is n9e10 yell$ ,ms4
-----------------------------------#ga
,hannah z %e got hit ) a mud pie 9 !
face4
  8,f\r "ts ?ree is twelve10 yell$
,miss ,laney z %e belly flopp$ 9to !
muck4
  8,w[1 ^! t1*]s >e grt wre/l]s60 %\t$
,ms4 ,be>d4 8,& !y r1lly "k _! ma?60
  ,f9ally1 ,ms4 ,l1key & ,mr4 ,macky
t1m$ up to dunk ,ms4 ,coco1 & !y
manag$ to climb \ ( ! pool tgr4   a#ga
  8,eat mud1 y ,hot ,dog ,h1ds60 %\t$
,mr4 ,macky4 8,! ,moosekete]s rule !
pool60
  ,:ile !y 7 celebrat+1 ,mr4 ,granite
& ,miss ,small climb$ \ ( ! o!r 5d ( !
pool tgr4 ,ms4 ,be>d
-----------------------------------#gb
blew h] :i/le to signal t ! game 0
ov]4
  8,okay60 %e %\t$4 8,! w9n]s >e ,ms4
,l1key & ,mr4 ,macky ( ! ,mooskete]s1
& ,miss ,small & ,mr4 ,granite ( !
,hot ,dog ,h1ds4 ,! o!r t1*]s >e
elim9at$4 ,let's give .1all \r t1*]
wre/l]s a big r.d ( applause60
  ,we all *e]$ & :i/l$ & clapp$ 9 a
circle4 ,mr4 ,dock]1 ,ms4 ,coco1 ,miss
,laney1 ,ms4 ,hannah1 & ,mrs4 ,yonk]s
sl[ly climb$ \ ( ! pool cov]$ f h1d to
toe ) yucky mud4 ,!y look$ l a bun* (
*ocolate ,ea/] bunnies4


                                   #ci
                  #i               #gc
           ,we're ,\tta ,"h

,:5 we got to s*ool ! next "d1 ,ms4
,be>d 0 all excit$4 ,%e told u t e
ni<t1 millions m p 7 tun+ 9 to wat*
.7,! ,r1l ,t1*]s ( ,ella ,m5try
,s*ool.' on ,,tv4 ,"eybody want$ to
see :o 0 go+ to 2 ! w9n]4
-----------------------------------#gd
  8,! rat+s >e "? ! ro(60 %e sd4
  ,"! 7 j f\r t1*]s left3 ,mr4 ,macky
& ,ms4 ,l1key ( ! ,moosekete]s1 &
,miss ,small & ,mr4 ,granite ( ! ,hot
,dog ,h1ds4 ,af all t s++1 danc+1 &
mud wre/l+1 !y 7 worn-\1 tir$1 & maybe
ev5 a ll cranky4
  8,okay60 ,ms4 ,be>d ann\nc$ to !
cam]a4 8,td \r t1*]s >e go+ to bake
cakes4 ,! t1*] :o bakes ! be/ cake,-0
  ,%e didn't get ! *.e to f9i% h]
s5t;e4
  8,t's dumb60 yell$ ,miss ,small4 8,i
-----------------------------------#ge
don't want to bake a cake40
  8,me nei10 sd ,mr4 ,macky4      a#ge
  8,i don't "k ! f/ ?+ ab bak+ a
cake10 sd ,ms4 ,l1key4
  8,? is ridicul\s10 sd ,mr4 ,granite4
8,:at cd bak+ cakes
-----------------------------------#gf
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