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"t4 ,! weird "p 0 t "r next to hm 0 \r pr9cipal1 ,mr4 ,klutz4 ,he 0 #a sitt+ on .1ano!r lawn m[]4 a#b ,all ! kids ga!r$ >.d to see :at 0 go+ on4 ,i w5t ov] to my "333333 "9,:at >e y look+ d[n "h =8 ,! /ory is up .1"!1 dumbh1d6 ------------------------------------#c frs ,ryan1 ,mi*ael1 ,neil1 & ,alexia4 8,:at's go+ on80 ,i ask$4 8,mr4 ,klutz & ,mr4 ,burke >e go+ to h a lawn m[] race10 sd ,mi*ael1 :o n"e ties 8 %oes4 8,! f/ "o to r1* ! monkey b>s w9s10 sd ,ryan1 :o w eat any?+1 ev5 /uff t isn't food4 8,lawn m[] races .1rock10 sd ,alexia1 :o is a girl b is cool anyway4 8,! los] has to pay ! w9n] a doll>10 sd ,neil1 :o we call ! nude kid ev5 ?\< he we>s clo!s4 ,mr4 ,klutz & ,mr4 ,burke revv$ ! motors ( _! lawn m[]s & gl>$ at ea* o!r4 8,get r1dy to .1lose1 p>dn]60 #d %\t$ ,mr4 ,burke4 8,ah reckon ,ah'm a-gonna give y a :upp9' y'll n"e =get40 ,he talks funny4 ,he _h a too?pick 9 8 m\?1 too4 ,:at's up ) t8 8,kiss my grass60 yell$ ,mr4 ,klutz4 8,y're go+ .1d[n1 ,mr4 ,burke60 ,t's :5 ,&rea ,"y1 ? annoy+ girl ) curly br[n hair1 came ov]4 ,%e 0 ) h] equally annoy+ crybaby fr ,emily4 8,hi1 ,>lo60 sd ,&rea4 ,%e calls me by my r1l "n 2c %e "ks ,i don't l x4 ,i didn't say hello to ,&rea 2c ,i knew ! guys wd />t t1s+ me ------------------------------------#e & say+ ,i 0 9 love ) h]4 8,!y %dn't h dang]\s races & gamble on s*ool prop]ty10 ,&rea told u4 8,x sets a bad example = *n40 8,i agree10 sd ,emily1 :o agrees ) "ey?+ ,&rea says4 8,c y possibly 2 m bor+80 ask$ ,alexia4 ,&rea /uck \ h] t;gue at #c ,alexia4 ,alexia /uck \ h] t;gue a#e at ,&rea4 ------------------------------------#f ,emily /uck \ h] t;gue at ,alexia4 ,alexia /uck \ h] t;gue at ,emily4 ,:5"e "sbody says "s?+ m1n to y1 alw /ick \ yr t;gue at !m4 ,t's ! f/ rule ( 2+ a kid4 8,i'm n bor+10 ,&rea sd4 8,i j don't l viol;e40 8,:at d y h ag/ viol9s80 ,i ask$4 ,"eybody lau<$ ev5 ?\< ,i didn't say any?+ funny4 8,n viol9s1 ,>lo60 ,&rea sd1 roll+ h] eyes4 8,viol;e60 ,oh4 ,:y c't a truckload ( viol9s fall on ,&rea's h1d8 ,\r gym t1*]1 ,miss ,small1 came ------------------------------------#g runn+ \ 9 front ( ! lawn m[]s4 ,%e 0 c>ry+ a big flag4 8,on yr m>k10 %e yell$1 8get set 444 ,,g60 ,%e wav$ ! flag4 ,mr4 ,klutz & ,mr4 ,burke took (f4"9 "333333 a#g "9,ha-ha1 made y look d[n6 ------------------------------------#h #b ,a ,seesaw ,battle ,! lawn m[] race 0 hil>i\s1 2c lawn m[]s g .1r1lly sl[4 ,i m1n1 ,i c .1walk fa/] ?an ^? ?+s4 ,x 0 l wat*+ a turtle race4 ,b x ------------------------------------#i 0 / excit+1 & "eybody 0 yell+ & scr1m+4 8,put ! p$al to ! metal1 ,mr4 ,klutz60 8,y c b1t hm1 ,mr4 ,burke60 ,we all walk$ al;gside ! lawn m[]s s we cd see :o 0 w9n+4 ,f/ ,mr4 ,klutz took ! l1d4 ,!n ,mr4 ,burke took ! l1d4 ,!n ,mr4 ,klutz 0 ah1d4 ,!n ,mr4 ,burke 0 ah1d4 8,? is a r1l seesaw battle60 %\t$ ,ryan4 8,>e !y go+ to fis f/4 8,yee-ha60 he %\t$4 8,ah'm a-gr9n9' l a w1sel 9 a h5-h\se40 ,mr4 ,klutz gave ,mr4 ,burke a doll>4 ,all ! excite;t 0 ov]1 & we _h to g 9to s*ool to />t ! "d4 ,bumm] 9 ! summ]6 8,mr4 ,burke is weird10 ,i sd z we walk$ to class4 -----------------------------------#aa 8,rememb] ! "t he grew a corn maze on ! so3] field80 ask$ ,neil4 8,rememb] ! "t he m[$ big circles 9 ! grass & told u !y 7 made by ,,ufo,'s80 ask$ ,mi*ael4 8,maybe ,mr4 ,burke isn't r1lly a gr.dskeep] at all10 ,i sd4 8,maybe he kidnapp$ ! .1r1l gr.dskeep] & lock$ hm 9 ! equip;t %$ ": he keeps ! lawn m[]s4 ,/uff l t happ5s all ! a#aa "t1 y "k40 8,/op try+ to sc>e ,emily10 sd ,&rea4 8,i'm sc>$60 sd ,emily4 8,mr4 ,burke probably escap$ f a loony b910 sd ,ryan4 8,y1h10 ,i sd4 8,he probably snat*es -----------------------------------#ab kids dur+ recess & buries !m "u ! monkey b>s40 8,we've got to .1d "s?+60 ,emily %\t$4 ,!n %e />t$ fr1k+ \ & w5t runn+ d[n ! hallway4 ,%ee%1 get a grip6 ,t girl w fall = .1any?+4 -----------------------------------#ac #c ,! ;,t ,^w ,! re/ ( u walk$ to class ) \r t1*]1 ,mr4 ,granite1 :o is f ano!r planet4 ,af we put \r backpacks 9to \r cu2ies & pl$g$ ! allegi.e1 x 0 "t = ma?4 #g ,b y'll n"e 2lieve :o pok$ 8 a#ac h1d 9to ! door at t mo;t4 ,nobody6 ,pok+ yr h1d 9to a door -----------------------------------#ad wd hurt4 ,b y'll n"e 2lieve :o pok$ 8 h1d 9to ! .1doorway4 ,x 0 ,mr4 ,klutz6 8,to :at d we [e ! pl1sure ( yr company80 ask$ ,mr4 ,granite4 ,t's gr[n-up talk = 8,:at >e .1y do+ "h80 -----------------------------------#ae 8,rememb] :5 ,i w5t to pr9cipal camp la/ ye>80 he sd4 8,well1 ,i h to g ag4 ,i j want$ to say gd-bye40 8,bye60 we all sd4 ,pr9cipal camp s.ds cool4 ,i'll bet ! pr9cipals sit >.d a campfire & toa/ m>%mall[s4 ,maybe ,i'll 2 a pr9cipal :5 ,i gr[ up s ,i c g to camp & eat toa/$ m>%mall[s4 -----------------------------------#af ,af ,mr4 ,klutz left1 ,mr4 ,granite w5t to ! front ( ! room4 8,x's "t = ma?10 he sd4 8,turn to page tw5ty-?ree 9 yr,-0 a#af ,b he didn't get ! *.e to f9i% 8 s5t;e1 2c at t mo;t an ann\nce;t came ov] ! l\dsp1k]4 8,all classes pl1se report to ! all-purpose room immly40 8,n .1ag60 moan$ ,mr4 ,granite4 8,yay1 no ma?60 ,i yell$4 ,we _h to walk a million hundr$ miles to ! all-purpose room4 ,al;g ! way1 we saw \r >t t1*]1 ,ms4 ,hannah1 & \r music t1*]1 ,mr4 ,lor+4 ,!y -----------------------------------#ag 7 ea* pull+ a roll+ suitcase4 8,:y did y br+ suitcases to s*ool80 ,ryan ask$ !m4 8,we take !m ) u :]"e we g10 sd ,ms4 ,hannah1 82c y n"e "k :5 y're go+ to get fir$40 8,we l to 2 r1dy10 add$ ,mr4 ,lor+4 ,ms4 ,hannah & ,mr4 ,lor+ >e weird4 ,9 ! all-purpose room \r class got to sit 9 ! front r[4 ,b ,i _h to sit next to annoy+ ,&rea4 ,u<1 4gu/+6 ,i made sure n to let my elb[ t\* h] #i elb[ on ! >mre/ s ,i wdn't cat* a#ag h] girl g]ms4 ,! vice pr9cipal1 ,mrs4 ,jafee1 0 on ! /age4 ,%e held up h] h& & made -----------------------------------#ah a p1ce sign1 : m1ns 8%ut up40 8,i'll 2 9 *>ge :ile ,mr4 ,klutz is g"o10 %e told u4 8,we h a special gue/ :o wd l to sp1k ) u td4 ,h[ ab a big r.d ( applause = ,mayor ,hu2le80 ,we all clapp$ \r h&s 9 circles4 ,mayor ,hu2le came d[n ! aisle ) two secret s]vice ag5ts 2h hm4 ,he 0 smil+1 pass+ \ buttons t sd @#7reelect mayor hu2le1@#' & %ak+ h&s ) "eybody4 ,x wd 2 cool to 2 ! mayor4 ,he's l ! k+ ( ! t[n4 ,my fr ,billy :o lives >.d ! corn] told me t ,mayor ,hu2le has a limo1 & a big ?r"o -----------------------------------#ai at c;y hall4 ,guys c>ry ! mayor >.d 9 a *air1 & girls 9 bik9is fe$ hm grapes4 ,mayor ,hu2le climb$ up on ! /age4 8,i h bad news10 he ann\nc$4 8,! t[n is broke4 ,! gov]n;t has cut a#ai -----------------------------------#bj (f all \r m"oy1 b we / h to bal.e ! budget40 ,i didn't "k :at he 0 talk+ ab4 8,does ? m1n y're go+ to raise taxes80 ask$ ,ms4 ,jafee4 8,taxes860 ,mayor ,hu2le sudd5ly groan$1 gra2$ 8 *e/1 & dropp$ to 8 knees4 ,x look$ l he 0 gonna die4 ,"o ( 8 secret s]vice ag5ts ru%$ ov] to help ! mayor4 ,! o!r "o l1n$ ov] to talk to ,mrs4 ,jafee4 8,n"e say ! ;,t ^w 9 front ( ! mayor10 he told h]4 ,mayor ,hu2le l1n$ 9to ! microph"o4 -----------------------------------#ba 8,i w .1n raise taxes60 he %\t$4 8,i'm go+ to .1l[] taxes60 8,if we don't h 5 m"oy10 ask$ ,mrs4 ,jafee1 8%dn't y raise1 uh1 ! ;,t ^w80 8,r1d my lips10 ,mayor ,hu2le %\t$ at h]4 8,no new taxes60 8,:y d we ne$ to r1d yr lips80 #aa ,i ask$4 8,y're .1talk+40 a#ba 8,t's j an expres.n1 ,>lo10 ,&rea told me1 roll+ h] eyes4 8,i don't "u/&10 sd ,mrs4 ,jafee4 8,h[ c we get ! m"oy to bal.e ! budget if y don't raise 444 ! ;,t ^w80 8,i h an idea10 sd ,mrs4 ,roopy1 \r m$ia speciali/4 8,we cd h a c> -----------------------------------#bb wa%4 ,we cd raise ! m"oy1 bal.e ! budget1 & h fun all at ! same "t60 8,y1h60 "eybody %\t$ excit$ly4 8,no60 sd ,mayor ,hu2le4 8,h[ ab a bake sale80 ask$ ,miss ,laney1 \r spee* t1*]4 8,p love to buy cookies & cakes40 8,no60 sd ,mayor ,hu2le4 8,a ra6le80 su7e/$ \r r1d+ speciali/1 ,mr4 ,macky4 8,no60 sd ,mayor ,hu2le4 8,:y n j close d[n ! s*ool80 ,i su7e/$4 8,t wd save m"oy4 ,!n we cd /ay home & play video games all "d40 -----------------------------------#bc ,all ! kids *e]$ at my g5ius idea4 8,no60 sd ,mayor ,hu2le4 a#bc 8,"!'s only "o way to bal.e ! budget4 ,i c tell y ) j ?ree ll lrs40 -----------------------------------#bd #d ,?ree ,ll ,lrs ,! ?ree ll lrs 7 ;;,c-,u-,t4 8,cuts60 ,mayor ,hu2le %\t$ 9to ! microph"o4 8,we ne$ to cut ! am.t ( m"oy we sp5d s we c bal.e ! budget60 ,j say+ ! ^w 8cut0 seem$ to make ,mayor ,hu2le's eyes lie ! >t & music programs40 8,s l;g10 sd ,ms4 ,hannah1 tak+ h] roll+ suitcase4 8,i'm \tta "h40 #ac 8,"r 2h y10 sd ,mr4 ,lor+4 a#bf 8,b we .1love >t & music60 "o ( ! kids %\t$4 -----------------------------------#bg 8,y kids >e "h to .1le>n10 sd ! mayor1 8n to sit >.d draw+ pictures & s++ silly s;gs4 ,t's j a big wa/e ( m"oy40 ,"eybody look$ r1lly sad :5 ,ms4 ,hannah & ,mr4 ,lor+ walk$ \ ( ! all-purpose room4 8,! next ?+s we ne$ to cut >e s*ool supplies10 sd ,mayor ,hu2le4 8,s f n[ on we're go+ to /op buy+ glue /icks1 rul]s1 ]as]s1 tape1 & m>k]s4 ,y c h "o p5cil p] classroom40 8,t's (f ! wall60 yell$ ,miss ,small4 8,oh1 /op :9+10 sd ,mayor ,hu2le4 8,? w improve "ey"o's s*ool"w4 -----------------------------------#bh ,if ! /ud5ts only h "o p5cil1 !y'll make few] mi/akes40 8,:at ab crayons80 ask$ ,miss ,holly1 \r ,spani% t1*]4 8,no m crayons10 sd ,mayor a#bh ,hu2le4 8,y c melt d[n c&les & make !m 9to crayons4 ,t w save u a lot ( m"oy40 8,t's loopy60 yell$ ,mrs4 ,roopy4 ,! mayor pull$ a piece ( pap] \ ( 8 pocket to rem9d hm ( ! o!r ?+s he 0 go+ to cut4 8,/>t+ td10 he ann\nc$1 8,i'm turn+ (f ! wat] f.ta9s 9 ! hallways4 ,d y "k :at ! bi7e/ wa/e ( wat] 9 ! _w is8 ,wat] -----------------------------------#bi f.ta9s6 ,! wat] j %oots "r \ ( !m60 8,t's biz>re60 yell$ ,miss ,laz>1 \r cu/odian4 8,oh1 give me a br1k10 ,mayor ,hu2le sd4 8,x's n l p .1ne$ wat] to live or any?+4 ,& ,i "k y kids j g to ! wat] f.ta9 :5 y don't want to sit 9 class4 ,y're n fool+ anybody40 ,well1 he 0 "r ab .1t4 8,t's da6y60 yell$ ,mrs4 ,jafee4 8,f n[ on10 ! mayor 3t9u$1 8"! w 2 no m toilet pap] 9 ! ba?rooms4 #ae ,t /uff co/s way too m* m"oy40 a#bi 8,y're gett+ rid ( ! toilet pap]80 -----------------------------------#cj %\t$ ,alexia4 8,:at >e we suppos$ to use80 8,po/-x ,notes10 sd ! mayor4 8,t's loony60 yell$ ,mrs4 ,cooney1 ! s*ool nurse4 8,& 4gu/+60 8,f n[ on ! t1*]s w h _! pay cut 9 half10 ! mayor 3t9u$4 8,y t1*]s make way too m* m"oy40 ,t1*]s get pd8 ,t 0 a new "o on me4 ,i ?"\ !y j came to s*ool e "d 2c !y _h no place else to g4 8,b we h>dly make any m"oy z x is60 yell$ ,mrs4 ,yonk]s1 \r comput] t1*]4 -------------------------------#ca-#cb 8,:at d .1y t1*80 ,mayor ,hu2le ask$ ,mrs4 ,yonk]s4 8,i'm ! comput] t1*]40 8,well1 y're fir$10 sd ! mayor4 8,i'm replac+ y ) a comput]4 ,a comput] %d 2 able to t1* a comput] class m* bett] ?an a human 2+ anyway4 ,& comput]s don't :9e & compla9 l p d40 a#cb 8,he's (f 8 rock]60 yell$ ,mr4 ,dock]1 \r sci;e t1*]4 8,y crybaby t1*]s %d 2 ?ank;l y h jobs at all10 sd ! mayor4 8,oh1 & ,i want ! c(fee ma*9e & ! hot tub remov$ f ! t1*]s' l\nge40 -----------------------------------#cc 8,we don't h a hot tub 9 ! t1*]s' l\nge10 sd ,mrs4 ,jafee4 8,y don't80 sd ! mayor4 8,hmmm4 ,!n put a hot tub 9 ! t1*]s' l\nge & !n take x \4 ,we h no m"oy to sp5d on silly ?+s l hot tubs = t1*]s40 8,he's loco60 sd ,ms4 ,coco1 ! gift$ & tal5t$ t1*]4 ,mayor ,hu2le 0 gett+ m & m excit$ z he talk$ ab all ! cuts he 0 go+ to make4 8,af we get rid ( ! hot tub 9 ! t1*]s' l\nge10 he sd1 8get rid ( ! tables & *airs 9 "! & sell !m on e,bay40 -----------------------------------#cd 8,d y expect ! t1*]s to sit on #ag ! .1floor80 ask$ ,mr4 ,granite4 a#cd 8,yes60 sd ,mayor ,hu2le4 8,x w 2 l a picnic e "d4 ,y l picnics1 don't y8 ,:o doesn't l a picnic80 8,he's g"o mad60 sd ,dr4 ,brad1 ! s*ool c\nselor4 8,come to ?9k ( x10 sd ! mayor1 8:y d y t1*]s ne$ a l\nge anyway8 ,y don't h "t = l\ng+ >.d 9 hot tubs & hav+ picnics4 ,? is a s*ool1 n "s b1* resort40 8,b we don't .1h a hot tub60 yell$ ,miss ,laney1 \r spee* t1*]4 8,n anymore y won't10 sd ! mayor4 8,n af ,i get rid ( ! "o we're -----------------------------------#ce putt+ in4 ,all ^! cuts w help u bal.e ! budget4 ,& :5 ! vot]s see h[ m* m"oy ,i sav$1 !y'll vote to reelect me 9 ,novemb]40 8,>e .1y go+ to take a pay cut too80 ask$ ,mrs4 ,jafee4 8,don't 2 silly10 sd ,mayor ,hu2le4 8,i'm giv+ myf a raise = com+ up ) ^! grt id1s to save m"oy40 8,t makes no s5se60 yell$ a#ce ,(fic] ,sp;e1 \r secur;y gu>d4 8,we .1ne$ p5cils & glue /icks & wat] f.ta9s & toilet pap]4 ,we .1ne$ tables & *airs4 ,we ne$ all ^? ?+s t y're go+ to cut40 8,y1h60 %\t$ all ! t1*]s4 -----------------------------------#cf 8,if ,mr4 ,klutz 0 "h1 he wd n"e all[ any ( ?10 sd ,mr4 ,granite4 8,t's "r60 %\t$ ! t1*]s4 8,well1 ,mr4 ,klutz isn't "h1 is he80 ask$ ,mayor ,hu2le4 8,he's at pr9cipal camp40 ,"eybody 0 r1lly mad4 ,& y'll n"e 2lieve :o pok$ 8 h1d 9to ! door at t mo;t4 ,nobody6 ,pok+ yr h1d 9to doors is dumb4 ,i ?"\ we w5t ov] t 9 ! la/ *apt]4 ,b y'll n"e 2lieve :o pok$ 8 h1d 9to ! .1doorway4"9 ,x 0 ,mr4 ,burke1 ! gr.dskeep]6 8,ah m[$ ! lawn10 sd ,mr4 ,burke4 #ai "333333 a#cf "9,no1 x wasn't ,mr4 ,klutz4 ,nice try ?\<4 -----------------------------------#cg 8,ah trimm$ ! bu%es4 ,ah be5 busi] ?an a "o->m$ man hang9' wallpap]1 & ,ah am plum tuck]$ \4 ,:at d y want me to d next80 8,next80 ask$ ,mayor ,hu2le4 8,! next ?+ y c d is g home4 ,"!'s no m"oy 9 ! budget = a gr.dskeep] anymore4 ,s y're fir$4 ,h a nice "d40 ,i ?9k t 0 ! mo;t :5 ,mr4 ,burke w5t b]s]k4 -----------------------------------#ch #e ,! ,class ,p5cil ,n"o ( u cd 2lieve t ,mr4 ,burke _h be5 fir$4 ,:o wd m[ ! lawn8 ,:o wd trim ! bu%es8 ,:o wd rake ! l1ves 9 ! fall & %ovel ! sn[ 9 ! w9t]8 ,mr4 ,burke didn't say a ^w4 ,he j /ood up & walk$ sl[ly \ ! #ci doorway4 ,:5 we got back to class1 ,i look$ \ ! w9d[ & saw ,mr4 ,burke sitt+ all by hmf on ! monkey b>s 9 ! playgr.d4 ,x 0 sad4 8,okay1 x's "t = ma?10 sd ,mr4 ,granite4 8,get \ yr p5cils & turn to page tw5ty-?ree 9 yr ma? books4 ,d ! f/ problem & write ! answ] 9 yr notebook40 ,u<4 ,i hate ma?4 8,i don't h a p5cil10 sd ,ryan4 8,me nei10 sd ,mi*ael4 8,my p5cil is g"o60 sd ,neil ! nude kid4 -----------------------------------#dj 8,"sbody /ole my p5cil1 too60 sd ,alexia4 8,"sbody took .1all ( \r p5cils60 sd ,&rea4 ,x 0 true6 ,all ( \r p5cils 7 g"o4 ,\r glue /icks1 tape1 ]as]s1 & rul]s 7 g"o1 too4 8,"sbody /ole \r /uff60 ,i #ba %\t$4 a#dj 8,:o wd /1l s*ool supplies80 ask$ ,&rea4 8,mayor ,hu2le60 sd ,mr4 ,granite4 8,he's probably go+ to sell \r s*ool supplies on e,bay s he c bal.e ! budget40 8,w[10 ,i sd1 8he didn't wa/e any "t40 8,mayor ,hu2le is .1m1n60 sd ,emily4 8,t may 2 true1 b we / h to -----------------------------------#da d ma?10 sd ,mr4 ,granite4 8,"!'s "o p5cil on my desk4 ,we'll j h to %>e ! class p5cil40 8,c ,i use ! class p5cil .1f/80 ask$ ,ll ,miss ,p]fect4 8,i alr "k ! answ] to ! f/ problem40 ,&rea alw "ks ! answ] to .1e problem4 ,i hate h]4 8,i want ! class p5cil f/60 ,i %\t$4 8,pl1se1 ,mr4 ,granite80 ,i didn't ev5 want ! dumb p5cil4 ,i j didn't want ,ll ,miss ,"k-,x-,all to get x4 8,&rea & ,a4,j4 may .1%>e ! a#da class p5cil10 sd ,mr4 ,granite4 8,!n pass x d[n to ! next p]son40 -----------------------------------#db 8.1,oooooh60 ,ryan sd4 8,a4,j4 & ,&rea >e go+ to %>e ! class p5cil4 ,!y m/ 2 9 .1love60 8,:5 >e y gonna get m>ri$80 ask$ ,mi*ael4 ,if ^? guys w]5't my be/ frs1 ,i wd hate !m4 ,&rea snat*$ ! p5cil f ,mr4 ,granite 2f ,i cd get x4 ,i gra2$ ! o!r 5d ( ! p5cil4 8,i get to use ! class p5cil .1f/1 ,>lo60 sd ,&rea4 8,no10 ,i %\t$ at h]1 8we're suppos$ to %>e x40 8,me60 8,no1 me60 -----------------------------------#dc 8,bo? ( y6 ,knock x,-0 ,mr4 ,granite didn't get ! *.e to f9i% 8 s5t;e4 ,2c at t mo;t ! weirde/ ?+ 9 ! hi/ory ( ! _w happ5$4 #bc .1,,snap6 a#dc ,! class p5cil broke 9 half4 8,look :at y did1 ,>lo60 %\t$ -----------------------------------#dd ,&rea4 8,y broke ! class p5cil60 8,i didn't br1k x10 ,i %\t$ back at h]4 8.1,y broke x60 8,i did n60 8,did too40 8,n[ we c't d ma?10 sd ,mi*ael4 8,yay60 sd ,ryan4 8,no ma?60 8,mr4 ,granite1 ,>lo broke ! class p5cil on purpose s he wdn't h to d ma?60 ,&rea yell$4 8,i did n60 8,did too60 ,&rea />t$ hitt+ me1 & ,i hit h] back4 8,/op60 %\t$ ,mr4 ,granite4 8,i w n h viol;e 9 my classroom60 -----------------------------------#de 8,:at d y h ag/ viol9s80 ,i ask$4 8,n viol9s1 ,>lo60 sd ,&rea1 roll+ h] eyes4 8,viol;e60 8,oh4 ,t s.ds a lot l viol9s to me40 8,=get ! class p5cil10 sd a#de ,mr4 ,granite4 8,we'll use ! :itebo>d4 ,y kids w .1n get \ ( do+ ma? .1? "t40 ,i _h to admit t br1k+ ! class p5cil to get \ ( do+ ma? wasn't a bad idea4 ,i wi% ,i _h ?"\ ( x4 ,b t gave me ano!r idea4 8,mr4 ,granite10 ,i sd1 8c ,i g get a dr9k ( wat]80 8,mayor ,hu2le turn$ (f ! wat] -----------------------------------#df f.ta9s10 he repli$4 8,rememb]80 8,oh y1h10 ,i sd4 8,may ,i g to ! boys' room80 8,d y .1r1lly h to g to ! boys' room1 ,a4,j480 ,mr4 ,granite ask$ me4 8,or >e y j try+ to get \ ( ma?80 8,i r1lly h to g10 ,i li$4 8,well1 okay10 sd ,mr4 ,granite4 8,"h1 take "s ,po/-x ,notes ) y40 ,i 0 ab to walk \ ! doorway :5 ! weirde/ ?+ 9 ! hi/ory ( ! _w happ5$4 .7,brrrr+6 ,brrrr+6 ,brrrr+6.' ,x 0 ! recess bell6 ,yay6 ,no ma?6 #be ,x 0 ! grte/ mo;t ( my life4 a#df -----------------------------------#dg #f ,mr4 ,burke ,goes ,b]s]k ,:5 we w5t \ to ! playgr.d = recess1 two big guys 7 "!4"9 ,!y 7 saw+ (f ! bottoms ( ! monkey b>s4 ,:5 !y f9i%$1 !y pick$ "333333 "9,hey1 d y want to "k ! surprise 5d+ to ! /ory8 ,well1 ,i'm n go+ to tell y4 ,s nah-nah-nah boo-boo on y4 -----------------------------------#dh ! :ole ?+ up & />t$ c>ry+ x away4 8,": >e y tak+ \r monkey b>s80 ,i ask$4 8,to ,r5t-,a-,monkey ,b>s10 "o ( ! guys repli$4 8,y c r5t any?+40 ,!y al took away \r sw+s1 slides1 climb+ wall1 kickballs1 volleyball nets1 so3] goals1 & jump ropes4 ,!y ev5 took ! te!rball pole \ ( ! gr.d6 ,!n !y ?rew all t /uff 9to a big truck & drove away4 a#dh ,we 7 sad4 ,"! 0 no?+ to d4 ,:at fun is recess :5 y h no?+ to play )8 8,mayor ,hu2le is .1m1n10 sd ,&rea4 ,& = once ,i agre$ ) h]4 -----------------------------------#di ,we w&]$ >.d ! playgr.d until we saw ,mr4 ,burke com+ \ ( ! equip;t %$4 ,he _h "s?+ 9 8 h&4 8,:y is he / "h80 ask$ ,alexia4 8,mayor ,hu2le fir$ hm40 8,:at's he hold+80 ask$ ,ryan4 8,x looks l a 444 *a9 saw10 sd ,&rea4 ,,,a *a9 saw86,' ,we all />t$ fr1k+ \4 8,mr4 ,burke is crazy60 ,i yell$4 8,he m/ h snapp$10 yell$ ,neil ! nude kid4 8,he's go+ to kill "eybody 9 ! s*ool60 yell$ ,ryan4 8,x w 2 l t movie .7,! ,texas -------------------------------#ej-#ea ,*a9 ,saw ,massacre.'60 yell$ ,mi*ael4 ,mr4 ,burke pull$ a cord to #bg />t up ! *a9 saw1 & x made a a#ea l\d noise l a motorcycle4 8,we've got to .1d "s?+60 yell$ ,emily4 ,we 7 ab to run 9side & w>n ! t1*]s :5 ,mr4 ,burke w5t ov] to ! bi7e/ bu% 9 ! playgr.d4 8,wait a m9ute10 sd ,&rea4 8,he's n go+ to kill anybody4 ,he's go+ to trim ! bu%es60 ,&rea 0 "r1 z usual4 ,mr4 ,burke />t$ cutt+ ! side ( ! big bu% ) ! *a9 saw4 ,he c>e;lly cut 9to "o side & !n he w5t >.d to cut ! o!r side4 -----------------------------------#eb 8,:y is he trimm+,-0 ,emily />t$ to say4 8,he's n trimm+ x60 ,&rea sd4 8,he's mak+ a .1sculpture4 ,he's mak+ a bu% sculpture60 ,%e 0 "r ag4 ,& ,mr4 ,burke wasn't j mak+ .1any sculpture4 ,z he cut 9to ! bu% ) ! *a9 saw1 we cd see t he 0 mak+ a sculpture ( a .1p]son4 ,& z he 3t9u$ cutt+1 we cd see t ! p]son wasn't j .1any p]son4 a#eb 8,x's 444 ,mayor ,hu2le60 %\t$ ,alexia4 ,%e 0 "r1 too4 ,! bu% look$ j l ! mayor4 8,mr4 ,burke is weird10 sd ,ryan4 ,&rea _h on h] worri$ face1 s -----------------------------------#ec ,i knew %e 0 go+ to say "s?+ ab h] "m ! psy*ologi/4 8,i'm worri$10 %e sd4 8,my "m is a psy*ologi/4 ,%e wd say t ,mr4 ,burke is obsess$ ) ,mayor ,hu2le4 ,he ne$s to move on ) 8 life & get a new job40 8,i agree10 sd ,emily1 :o alw agrees ) "ey?+ ,&rea says4 ,mr4 ,burke put ! f9i%+ t\*es on 8 sculpture4 ,!n he put ! *a9 saw back 9to ! %$ & came \ ) a %ovel4 8,:at's he do+ .1n[80 ask$ ,neil ! nude kid4 ,mr4 ,burke w5t ov] to ": ! monkey b>s us$ to be4 ,!n he />t$ di7+ -----------------------------------#ed a hole 9 ! gr.d ) ! %ovel4 #bi 8,see8 ,x's l ,i told y10 ,i a#ed sd4 8,he m/ 2 di7+ up ! bodies ( ! kids he murd]$40 8,>lo1 /op try+ to sc>e ,emily10 sd ,&rea4 8,i'm sc>$60 sd ,emily4 8,maybe he'll dig up "s zombies10 sd ,ryan4 8,!y'll come back to life & *ase u >.d ! playgr.d40 8,& if !y cat* u1 !y'll eat \r bra9s10 sd ,mi*ael4 8,i saw t 9 a movie once40 ,emily />t$ fr1k+ \4 8,zombies don't eat bra9s1 dumbh1d10 sd ,alexia4 -----------------------------------#ee 8.1,cannibal zombies d10 ,i told h]4 8,especially cannibal zombies f \t] space40 8,we've got to .1d "s?+60 yell$ ,emily1 & !n %e w5t runn+ away4 -----------------------------------#ef ,%ee%1 :at a crybaby4 ,! re/ ( u kept wat*+ ,mr4 ,burke di7+ ) ! %ovel4 ,f/ he wd dig "o hole & !n he wd dig ano!r hole a#ef ne>by4 ,& !n ano!r "o4 8,i ?9k he's look+ = "s?+10 sd ,ryan4 8,maybe he's di7+ up ! ,"ugr.d ,railroad10 ,i su7e/$4 ,we le>n$ ab t 9 class ) ,mr4 ,granite4 8,! ,"ugr.d ,railroad wasn't "ugr.d1 ,>lo60 ,&rea sd1 roll+ h] eyes4 8,!n :y did !y call x ! ,8,"ugr.d ,railroad,080 ,i ask$4 -----------------------------------#eg 8,2c x 0 .1hidd510 ,&rea sd4 8,!y didn't want p to "k ab x40 8,yr .1face %d 2 hidd510 ,i told ,&rea4 8,!n we wdn't h to look at x40 8,oh1 snap60 sd ,ryan4 ,&rea 0 try+ to ?9k ( "s?+ m1n to say to me4 ,b %e n"e got ! *.e4 ,2c t's :5 ! weirde/ ?+ 9 ! hi/ory ( ! _w happ5$4 ,mr4 ,burke's %ovel hit "s?+ %>p4 .1,,p+6 ,he m/ h brok5 (f a piece ( #ca rock4 ,he got d[n on 8 h&s & a#eg knees & pick$ x up4 ,he 0 look+ -----------------------------------#eh at x c>e;lly4 ,!n he took a magnify+ glass \ ( 8 pocket & look$ "? x4 ,he turn$ ! rock ov] & ov] 9 8 h&4 ,& !n he /ood up & yell$ 444 8,x's ,,gold60 -----------------------------------#ei #g ,gold ,f"e 8,gold60 %\t$ ,ryan4 8,gold660 %\t$ ,mi*ael4 8,gold6660 %\t$ ,neil ! nude kid4 8,,gold66660 ,i %\t$4 ,j 9 case y 7 wond]+1 we 7 all %\t+ 8,gold40 ,kids f e corn] ( ! -----------------------------------#fj playgr.d came runn+ ov] to see :at 0 go+ on4 8,mr4 ,burke f.d gold60 8,mr4 ,burke f.d gold660 8,,,mr4 burke f.d gold666,'0 a#fj ,j 9 case y 7 wond]+1 lots -----------------------------------#fa ( kids 7 talk+ ab h[ ,mr4 ,burke f.d gold4 ,"eybody cr[d$ >.d hm z he held up ! *unk ( gold4 8,well1 ,ah'll 2 do7$10 ,mr4 ,burke sd4 8,mah grt-grt-gr&pappy liv$ ov] yond] back 9 '#dh4 ,he told me "! 0 a h1p a gold left 9 ! gr.d af ! big gold ru% 5d$4 ,& ,ah reckon x 0 "r "h60 ,mrs4 ,jafee came runn+ \ to ! playgr.d4 8,:at's all ! fuss ab80 %e ask$4 8,mr4 ,burke f.d a piece ( gold ": ! monkey b>s us$ to be10 ,i told h]4 8,ah alw fi7]$ "! wuz gold d[n "!10 he sd1 8b ,ah cdn't -----------------------------------#fb git at x on a3.t a !m dang monkey b>s4 ,is x okay ) y'all if ,ah d a ll di79' \ "h80 8,y bet*a60 sd ,mrs4 ,jafee4 8,dig1 baby1 dig60 ,\r r1d+ speciali/1 ,mr4 #cc ,macky1 came runn+ \ ( ! s*ool4 a#fb ,he 0 pu%+ a :eelb>r[4 8,did "sbody say .1gold80 he ask$1 all excit$4 8,": did y get a :eelb>r[80 ,ryan ask$ ,mr4 ,macky4 8,f ,r5t-,a-,:eelb>r[10 sd ,mr4 ,macky4 8,y c r5t any?+40 ,sudd5ly1 ! o!r t1*]s came runn+ \ ( ! s*ool3 ,ms4 ,coco1 ,miss -----------------------------------#fc ,holly1 ,mr4 ,dock]1 ,miss ,small,-all ( !m6 ,!y 7 we>+ ov]alls & m9]'s helmets4 ,"s ( !m 7 c>ry+ pickaxes1 %ovels1 & pans4 ,i guess !y r5t$ !m4 8,yee-ha60 !y 7 all %\t+4 8,gold60 8,uh1 don't any ( y h classes to t1*80 ask$ ,&rea4 8,classes80 %\t$ \r libr>ian1 ,mrs4 ,roopy4 8,:o c>es ab classes8 ,"!'s gold 9 !m ?> hills60 8,& ,ah'm a-fix9' to fet* me "s1 dagnabit10 sd \r spee* t1*]1 ,miss ,laney4 8,yee-ha60 %\t$ ,mr4 ,granite4 8,:y is "eybody sudd5ly talk+ a#fc -----------------------------------#fd l x's ! ,wild ,we/80 ,i ask$4 8',cause we got ! gold f"e1 "y fell]60 sd ,mr4 ,macky4 8,x drives a man crazy1 ,ah tell y6 .1,crazy60 8,ah'm crazi] ?an a run-ov] coon60 %\t$ \r h1l? t1*]1 ,ms4 ,l1key4 8,ah'm crazi] ?an popcorn on a hot /ove60 %\t$ ,mr4 ,granite4 8,yee-ha60 %\t$ ,ms4 ,coco4 ,gr[n-ups >e weird4 ,! t1*]s />t$ di7+ holes all ov] ! place & say+ ^ws ,i n"e he>d (1 l 8t>na;n0 & 8v>m9t0 & 8orn]y40 ,me & ! o!r kids j wat*$ !m4 ,at l1/ x 0 bett] ?an go+ to class4 -------------------------------#fe-#ff 8,ah f.d me a nu7et1 y'all60 ,miss ,holly sudd5ly %\t$4 8,yee-ha60 8,a *ick5 nu7et80 ,i ask$4 8,no1 a .1gold nu7et60 ,t's funny4 ,i alw ?"\ nu7ets came f *ick5s4 ,we all ga!r$ >.d to look at ,miss ,holly's nu7et4 #ce 8,look at ! way x %9es60 %e a#ff sd4 8,t "! nu7et is z purty z a snake on /ilts60 sd ,mrs4 ,roopy4 8,ah reckon ? may 2 ! bi7e/ gold /rike 9 ov] a hundr$ ye>s10 sd ,mr4 ,burke4 ,! t1*]s let \ a big 8yee-ha0 & />t$ di7+ all ov] ! place ) ev5 m excite;t4 -----------------------------------#fg 8,ah f.d "o1 too60 %\t$ ,miss ,small4 8,s did ,ah60 sd ,mr4 ,granite4 ,!y 7 all uncov]+ gold4 ,t's :5 a big black c> pull$ up to ! playgr.d4 ,& y'll n"e 2lieve :o got \ ( x4 ,x 0 ,mayor ,hu2le6 ,& he 0 com+ ov]4 -----------------------------------#fh ,sudd5ly1 all ! t1*]s /opp$ di7+4 ,mayor ,hu2le 0 />+ at ! t1*]s4 ,! t1*]s 7 />+ at ,mayor ,hu2le4 ,! kids 7 />+ at ! t1*]s & ,mayor ,hu2le4 ,"eybody 0 />+ at ea* o!r4 ,y cd he> a p9 drop4"9 ,i 0 sure ,mayor ,hu2le 0 go+ a#fh to tell !m to /op di7+ & g back to class4 ,b he didn't4 8,dig60 he holl]$4 8,keep di7+60 "333333 "9,not r1lly1 b t's :at "eybody says :5 x's quiet4 ,nobody "ks :y4 -----------------------------------#fi #h ,gilv] ,:5 ,i got to s*ool ! next "d1 ! front door 0 lock$4 ,i w5t >.d to ! playgr.d1 & x 0 fill$ ) t1*]s4 ,!y 7 di7+ holes ) %ovels1 pickaxes1 & all k9ds ( m9+ equip;t4 -----------------------------------#gj ,i met up ) ! guys & ,alexia4 ,mrs4 ,roopy came by on a donkey4 8,": did y get a donkey80 ,alexia ask$ h]4 8,x's n a donkey10 ,mrs4 ,roopy sd4 8,x's a burro4 ,8 "n is ,jose40 8,": did y get a burro80 #cg ,mi*ael ask$4 a#gj 8,f ,r5t-,a-,burro10 %e sd4 8,y c r5t any?+40 ,z we got clos]1 we saw ! weirde/ ?+ 9 ! hi/ory ( ! _w4 ,mr4 ,macky1 ,mr4 ,burke1 ,mr4 ,dock]1 & ,(fic] ,sp;e all _h l;g be>ds on _! faces6 ,n"o ( !m _h be>ds ! "d 2f4 -----------------------------------#ga 8,h[ did y gr[ a be>d s fa/80 ,ryan ask$ ,mr4 ,macky4 8,x's ! gold f"e60 he repli$1 a crazy look 9 8 eyes4 8,x does t to a man40 ,we sat & wat*$ ! t1*]s di7+4 ,!y 7 all %\t+ 8,yee-ha0 & call+ ea* o!r 8p>dn]40 ,t's :5 annoy+ ,&rea & ,emily came ov]4 -----------------------------------#gb 8,? is t]rible60 ,&rea sd4 8,! t1*]s %d 2 9side ! s*ool help+ u le>n ?+s1 n \ "h di7+ = gold40 8,t's "r10 sd ,emily4 ,:at is _! problem8 8,c y possibly 2 m bor+80 ask$ ,alexia4 a#gb 8,y1h1 take a *ill pill10 ,i told ,&rea4 8,we get a "d (f f s*ool40 ,mr4 ,burke seem$ to "k a lot ab gold m9+1 & he 0 tell+ ! t1*]s ": to dig & :at to d4 8,ah reckon we ne$ to dig a deep] hole to git at ! gold10 he told !m4 8,fet* me ! dynamite1 fell]s60 -----------------------------------#gc 8,!y're go+ to bl[ a hole 9 ! playgr.d80 ask$ ,&rea4 8,t s.ds dang]\s4 ,is viol;e r1lly nec80 8,:at d viol9s h to d ) x80 ,i ask$4 8,n ,8viol9s1,0 ,>lo6 ,8,viol;e,060 ,mr4 ,burke & ,mr4 ,macky dug a deep hole ": ! monkey b>s us$ to 2 & put /icks ( dynamite 9 "!4 ,!n !y /ret*$ a wire f ! hole to ! o!r 5d ( ! playgr.d4 8,y'all cov] y] e>s n[10 ,mr4 ,burke holl]$4 ,!n he yell$ 8,fire 9 ! hole60 & pu%$ d[n on ? h&le ?+ t look$ l a bicycle pump4 ,we all cov]$ \r e>s4 #ci .1,,booooooooooooooooom6 #gd ,"! 0 a .1huge bla/4 ,rocks & dirt w5t fly+ all ov] ! place4 ,x 0 awe"s4 ,we got to see x live & 9 p]son4 ,y %d h be5 "!6 8,,w[10 we all sd1 : is 8,,mom0 upside d[n4 -----------------------------------#ge ,bl[+ /uff up is .1cool4 ,"! %d 2 a ,,tv *annel t %[s no?+ b /uff 2+ bl[n up all "d l;g4 ,! explo.n blew a giant hole 9 ! gr.d4 ,! t1*]s all ran ov] yell+ 8,yee-ha40 ,!y climb$ 9to ! hole ) _! %ovels & picks4 8,y kids wanna come d[n 9to ! m9e ) me & poke >.d80 ,mr4 ,burke ask$ u4 8,y1h60 sd me & ! guys & ,alexia4 8,i don't want to get my s*ool clo!s dirty10 sd ,&rea4 8,me nei10 sd ,emily4 8,c y possibly 2 m bor+80 ask$ ,alexia4 -----------------------------------#gf ,! re/ ( u climb$ 9to ! m9e ) ,mr4 ,burke4 ,x 0 d>k d[n "!1 b "s ( a#gf ! t1*]s _h lip ) 8 %ovel4 8,ah ?9k ,ah f.d "s?9'60 he sd4 8,is x gold80 ,i ask$4 8,no40 8,is x silv]80 ask$ ,alexia4 8,no10 ,mr4 ,burke sd z he look$ at a %9y ?+ 9 8 h&4 8,x's ev5 .1m valuable ?an gold & silv]4 ,x's 444 gilv]60 -----------------------------------#gg 8,gilv]80 ask$ ,ryan4 8,i n"e he>d ( gilv]40 8,:at's gilv]80 ask$ ,neil ! nude kid4 8,gilv] is a comb9a;n ( gold ';n' silv]10 ,mr4 ,burke sd excit$ly4 -----------------------------------#gh 8,yee-ha60 %\t$ ,mr4 ,macky4 8,x's m valuable ?an gold4 ,x's m valuable ?an silv]4 ,x's gilv]60 #da 8,gilv]660 a#gh 8,,gilv]6660 ,9 case y 7 wond]+1 all ! t1*]s 7 %\t+ 8,gilv]40 8,? place is fill$ ) ! /uff60 sd ,mr4 ,burke4 8,x's a bonanza60 8,we hit pay dirt60 %\t$ ,mr4 ,macky1 jump+ up & d[n & click+ 8 heels tgr4 8,"! m/ 2 .1millions ( doll>s' wor? ( gilv] d[n "h60 8,billions60 %\t$ ,miss ,small4 8,trillions60 %\t$ ,mr4 ,granite4 8,d y h any idea :at ? m1ns -----------------------------------#gi = \r s*ool80 sd ,mrs4 ,jafee4 8,we c br+ back ! >t & music programs60 8,we c buy new comput]s & ,,sm>t ,bo>ds = e classroom60 %\t$ ,mrs4 ,yonk]s4 8,we c turn ! wat] f.ta9s back on60 %\t$ ,ms4 ,l1key4 8,we c buy toilet pap] = ! ba?room60 %\t$ ,miss ,laz>4 8,yee-ha60 ! re/ ( ! t1*]s %\t$4 ,all \r problems 7 solv$4 #i #hj ,! ,gold ,ru% ,! t1*]s fill$ bag af bag ) gilv] & c>ri$ ! bags \ ( ! hole4 ,mr4 ,burke told u n to say a ^w ab ! gilv] to anybody4 ,b x didn't matt]4 ,?anks to all ! yell+ & %\t+1 ^w got \4 ,five -----------------------------------#ha m9utes lat]1 p ) ov]alls & h>d hats & %ovels 7 /r1m+ 9to ! playgr.d f all direc;ns4 ,"s ( !m came on dogsl$s4 ,"s 7 9 cov]$ wagons4 ,i guess !y r5t$ !m4 ,! next ?+ we knew1 ! playgr.d 0 fill$ ) t5ts & p mak+ campfires1 cook+ vittles1 & play+ h>monicas4 ,x 0 a r1l ,kodak mo;t4 8,yee-ha60 "o guy sd4 8,ah'm hank]9' to git me a h1p ( t gilv]60 8,hey1 we 7 "h f/1 y no-gd rascal60 sd ,mr4 ,macky4 8,x's .1\r gilv]60 8,f9d]s keep]s60 sd ano!r guy4 #dc 8,? is a public s*ool1 y v>m9t1 #hb s x's public prop]ty40 ,x look$ l a fie comb9a;n ( gold & silv],-has be5 f.d 9 ! playgr.d4 ,) me is ,mr4 ,burke1 ! s*ool gr.dskeep]4 ,y 7 ! "o :o 4cov]$ -----------------------------------#hd ! gilv]1 ,mr4 ,burke4 ,tell me1 h[ d y feel "r n[80 8,ah feel l ,ah cd eat corn on ! cob "? a picket f;e10 ,mr4 ,burke sd4 8,i beg yr p>don80 ask$ ,mrs4 ,lilly4 8,:at ,ah m1n is1 "r n[ ,ah cd j ab hit a bull's backside ) a h&;l ( banjos40 8,i'm sorry2 ,i don't "u/&10 sd -----------------------------------#he ,mrs4 ,lilly4 8,all ,ah'm say+ is1 ,ah feel l ,ah cd bluff a buzz>d (f a m1t wagon "r n[40 8,huh80 sd ,mrs4 ,lilly4 8,i h no idea :at y're talk+ ab40 #de 8,:at's a matt]1 ma'am80 ask$ a#he ,mr4 ,burke4 8,don't*a sp1k ,5gli%80 ,mrs4 ,lilly 0 go+ to ask ,mr4 ,burke m "qs1 b y'll n"e 2lieve 9 a million hundr$ ye>s :o came runn+ 9 front ( ! cam]a at t mo;t4 ,i'm n gonna tell y4 ,okay1 okay1 ,i'll tell y4 ,b y h to r1d ! next *apt] f/4 ,s nah-nah-nah boo-boo on y4 -----------------------------------#hf #aj ,viol9s ,>e ,bad = ,*n ,x 0 ,mayor ,hu2le6 ,he gra2$ ! microph"o f ,mrs4 ,lilly4 ,8 secret s]vice ag5ts %ov$ ,mr4 ,burke away f ! cam]a4 8,i'm happy to ann\nce10 sd ! mayor1 8t all ! gold & gilv] f.d on s*ool prop]ty 2l;gs to ! c;y4 ,we -----------------------------------#hg w use x to bal.e ! budget blah blah blah blah cr1te new jobs blah blah blah blah fix ! roads blah blah a#hg blah blah cut taxes blah blah blah blah ? grt c.try blah blah blah blah & fur!rmore blah blah blah blah h[ l;g is ? go+ to g on blah blah blah blah -----------------------------------#hh wake me up :5 x's ov] blah blah blah blah 4440 ,he yamm]$ on = ab a million hundr$ h\rs4 ,i ?"\ ,i 0 gonna die ( old age4 8,in 3clu.n10 ! mayor f9ally sd1 8vote = .1me on ,elec;n ,"d4 ,?ank y40 ,mrs4 ,lilly & ! ,*annel #g guys turn$ (f _! cam]a1 pack$ up _! ge>1 & drove away4 8,okay1 ! %['s ov]10 sd ,mayor ,hu2le4 8,"eybody g home n[4 ,i'll take c>e ( ? gilv]4 ,& all y t1*]s1 get back to class6 ,y %d 2 a%am$ ( yrvs40 ,! secret s]vice ag5ts />t$ to load -----------------------------------#hi ! bags ( gold & gilv] 9to ! trunk ( ,mayor ,hu2le's limo4 ,! t1*]s 7 sad4 ,!y _h "w$ #dg r1lly h>d to dig up ! gold & a#hi gilv]4 ,n[ ,mayor ,hu2le 0 tak+ x away4 ,we wdn't 2 able to fix up ! s*ool4 ,we wdn't 2 able to br+ back ! >t & music programs4 ,we wdn't h any toilet pap]4 ,bumm] 9 ! summ]6 ,? 0 ! wor/ ?+ to happ5 s9ce ,,tv ,turn(f ,week4 ,we all />t$ walk+ back 9to s*ool4 ,t's :5 ! mo/ amaz+ ?+ 9 ! hi/ory ( ! _w happ5$4 ,9 ! 4t.e1 at ! o!r 5d ( ! playgr.d1 -----------------------------------#ij a tall1 my/]i\s /rang] appe>$4 ,he 0 walk+ t[>d u 9 sl[ mo;n4 ,& he 0 bald4 ,x 0 ,mr4 ,klutz6 8,mr4 ,klutz60 8,mr4 ,klutz660 8,,mr4 ,,klutz6660 ,9 case y 7 wond]+1 "eybody 0 %\t+ 8,mr4 ,klutz40 ,he /opp$ ab tw5ty feet f ,mayor ,hu2le4 8,klutz60 sd ! mayor4 8,:at 9 blazes >e .1y do+ "h80 8,!y let me \ ( pr9cipal camp a#ij e>ly10 sd ,mr4 ,klutz4 8,! jig is up1 -----------------------------------#ia ,mayor4 ,give u back t gold & gilv]4 ,x doesn't 2l;g to y40 8,:o's gonna .1make me80 ! mayor ask$4 8.1,ooooooooooooooooo60 "eybody sd4 8,ah reckon ,ah am10 sd ,mr4 ,klutz4 8,2c y] gett9' too big f] y] brit*es40 8.1,ooooooooooooooooo60 8,smile :5 y say t10 sd ! mayor4 -----------------------------------#ib ,mayor ,hu2le look$ at ,mr4 ,klutz4 ,mr4 ,klutz look$ at ,mayor ,hu2le4 ,all ! kids & t1*]s 7 look+ at ,mr4 ,klutz & ,mayor ,hu2le4 ,nobody 0 say+ any?+4 ,a tumblewe$ roll$ by4 8,t gilv] 2l;gs to mah t1*]s & mah s*ool10 sd ,mr4 ,klutz4 8,ah reckon y're try9' to /1l x & keep x = yrf40 8,y] ly9' l a rug1 ,klutz10 sd ,mayor ,hu2le4 8,& y] s crook$1 y cd swall[ nails & spit \ corkscrews10 sd ,mr4 #di ,klutz4 8,j give back ! gilv] & a#ib nobody gets hurt40 8,no?9' do9'10 sd ! mayor4 8,ah'm -----------------------------------#ic afraid ? playgr.d a9't big 5 f] ! bo? ( u1 ,klutz40 8.1,ooooooooooooooooo60 8,!n ,ah'm gonna h to give y a :upp9' y'll n"e =get1 ,mayor10 sd ,mr4 ,klutz1 8'cause y're a bad egg40 8.1,ooooooooooooooooo60 8,ah'm gonna kick yr butt s h>d1 !y're gonna ne$ a t1m ( surgeons to remove mah boot60 sd ,mayor ,hu2le4"9 8.1,ooooooooooooooooo60 ,mr4 ,klutz & ,mayor ,hu2le 7 .1r1lly mad4 ,!y />t$ walk+ t[>d ea* o!r 9 sl[ mo;n4 ,x look$ l "333333 "9,it's okay to say 8b10 b gr[n-ups get mad :5 y say 8butt40 ,nobody "ks :y4 -----------------------------------#id !y 7 ab to fie !y go+ to fids is 8a b40 -----------------------------------#ie ,sudd5ly1 ,mr4 ,burke pu%$ 8 way to ! front ( ! cr[d4 8,! ll lady is "r10 he sd4 8,ah say we settle ? ! old-fa%ion$ way3 ) a duel40 8,a duel60 8,a duel660 8,a ,,duel6660 ,9 case y 7 wond]+1 "eybody 0 say+ 8,a duel40 #ea 8,guns >e viol5t1 ,mr4 a#ie ,burke10 sd ,&rea4 8,ah a9't talk9' 'b\t a duel ) guns10 sd ,mr4 ,burke4 8,ah'm talk9' 'b\t a .1mod]n duel 444 ) cell ph"os60 -----------------------------------#if #aa ,! ,duel ,mr4 ,burke expla9$ ! rules ( ! duel to "eybody4 ,! mayor & ,mr4 ,klutz wd ea* write _! cell ph"o numb] on a piece ( pap] & swap ! pap]s4 ,!n !y wd /& back-to-back4 ,!y wd ea* walk t5 paces =w>d4 ,!n !y wd turn >.d1 grab _! -----------------------------------#ig cell ph"os1 & dial ea* o!r's numb] z fa/ z possible4 ,:i*"e cell ph"o rang f/ wd 2 ! los]4 ,! o!r "o wd get to keep all ! gold & gilv]4 8,x's a d1l10 sd ,mayor ,hu2le4 8,d1l10 sd ,mr4 ,klutz4 8,ah'm bett+ mah sm>tph"o is sm>t] ?an y] sm>tph"o40 a#ig 8,ah'm w>n9' ya10 sd ! mayor1 8,ah'm purty qk on ! dial40 8,no namby-pamby gilv] ru/l] c \-dial me10 sd ,mr4 ,klutz4 ,mr4 ,burke told ,mr4 ,klutz & ,mayor ,hu2le to /& back-to-back4 8,look1 _! butts >e t\*+60 ,i :isp]$4 -----------------------------------#ih 8,quiet1 ,>lo60 %\t$ ,&rea4 8,r1dy 444 set 444 ,,g60 sd ,mr4 ,burke4 ,mr4 ,klutz & ,mayor ,hu2le />t$ pac+ away f ea* o!r4 #a 444 #b 444 #c 444 #d 444 #e 444 #f 444 #g 444 #h 444 #i 444 #aj4 ,!n !y bo? spun >.d4 -----------------------------------#ii 8,fill y] h&1 ya yell[-belli$ ph"o sl+]60 %\t$ ,mr4 ,klutz4 ,bo? ( !m gra2$ ! ph"os (f _! belt loops & />t$ pun*+ 9 numb]s frantically4 ,!n !y po9t$ _! ph"os at ea* o!r & wait$ = "o ( !m to r+4 #ec 8,i "k :at y're ?9k9'10 ,mr4 #ajj ,klutz sd4 8,did y pun* 9 sev5 numb]s or six8 ,well1 to tell y ! tru?1 9 all ! excite;t1 ,i k9da lo/ track myf4 ,b y've gotta ask yrf "o "q3 ,d ,i feel lucky8 ,well1 d ya1 punk80 ,& !n ,mr4 ,klutz's cell ph"o />t$ play+ 8,! ,hokey ,pokey40 ----------------------------------#aja 8.1,noooooooooooooooooooo60 he %\t$4 8,ha-ha6 ,nice try1 ,klutz60 ,mayor ,hu2le sd1 bl[+ on 8 ph"o4 8,bett] luck next "t4 ,n[ all ! gold & gilv] is .1m9e4 ,adios1 amigos6 ,i m/ sk$addle40 ,! mayor got 9to 8 limo ) 8 secret s]vice ag5ts & drove away4 ,= a few seconds nobody sd any?+4 ,we 7 all 9 %ock4 ,!n ,mr4 ,macky /epp$ =w>d4 8,dagna2it60 he %\t$4 8,t scallywag d"o vamoos$ ) \r gold & gilv]6 ,if ah git mah h&s on hm1 ,ah'm a-gonna /ret* t no-gd \tlaw's neck6 ,come on1 fell]s6 ,we'll h1d 'im (f at ! pass6 ,:o's ) me80 a#aja ----------------------------------#ajb 8,no ?anks10 sd ,mrs4 ,roopy4 8,i've _h 5 viol;e = ! "d40 8,viol;e is n ! answ]10 sd ,miss ,laney4"9 8,y c't solve problems ) viol;e10 sd ,mr4 ,granite4 ,:y is "eybody alw talk+ ab viol9s8 8,:at 9 t>na;n60 %\t$ ,mr4 ,macky4 8,a9't y c[pokes gonna help me *ase d[n t v>m9t80 ,mr4 ,burke didn't look worri$4 ,he 0 l1n+ ag/ ! f;e & pick+ 8 tee? ) a too?pick4 "333333 "9,un.s ! "q is3 ,"n a musical 9/ru;t ) f\r /r+s4 ----------------------------------#ajc 8,hold yr horses1 p>dn]10 he sd4 8,let ! old coot g40 8,let hm g80 ask$ ,mr4 ,macky4 8,:y8 ,:at ab ! gilv]80 8,gilv]80 sd ,mr4 ,burke4 #ee 8,a9't no s* ?+ z gilv]4 ,ah a#ajc made t /uff up4 ,gilv] is j %9y pieces ( glass ,i scatt]$ >.d ! playgr.d40 8,:at ab ! gold80 ask$ ,mr4 ,macky4 8,pa9t$ rocks10 sd ,mr4 ,burke4 8,!y a9't wor? a plu7$ nickel40 8,s y plann$ all ?1 ,mr4 ,burke80 ask$ ,mr4 ,klutz4 8,:y80 8,oh1 ,ah fi7]$ ! mayor don't c>e a lick 'b\t balanc9' no budget10 he sd4 ----------------------------------#ajd 8,he j wants to get rid ( /uff he don't l3 >t1 music1 t1*]s1 s*ools4 ,s ,ah plant$ t gold & gilv] 9 ! playgr.d4 ,ah fi7]$ x 0 only a matt] ( "t 2f t gre$y bunko >ti/ wd try to snat* x4 ,! cops'll pick hm up soon 5\<40 ,well1 t's pretty m* :at happ5$4 ,! police track$ ,mayor ,hu2le d[n & took hm to jail4 ,maybe he'll 2 "! = ! re/ ( 8 life4 ,maybe we'll raise 5 m"oy to br+ back ! >t & music programs4 ,maybe all ! m5 w %ave _! be>ds & /op say+ 8,yee-ha40 ,maybe "eybody w a#ajd /op talk+ ----------------------------------#aje ab viol9s4 ,maybe !y'll turn ! wat] f.ta9s back on & put toilet pap] 9 ! ba?rooms ag4 ,maybe ----------------------------------#ajf we'll get ! monkey b>s back f ,r5t-,a-,monkey ,b>s4 ,maybe ! t1*]s w get to keep ! hot tub t isn't 9 ! t1*]s' l\nge4 ,maybe ,mr4 ,klutz & ,mr4 ,burke w fi%mall[s4 ,maybe cannibal zombies w come \ ( ! ,"ugr.d ,railroad & eat \r bra9s4 ,maybe "! w 2 a ,,tv *annel t %[s no?+ b /uff 2+ bl[n up all "d l;g4 ,maybe !y'll 2 able to fill ! big hole 9 ! playgr.d4 ,b x won't 2 easy1 p>dn]6 @.<,! ,5d@.> #eg