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is \r annual s*ool c>nival10 ,mr4 ,klutz sd4 8,i'm hop+ we'll 2 able to raise five ?\s& doll>s s we c buy new playgr.d equip;t40 .7,five ?\s& doll>s8.' ,is he a#d crazy8 ,t's alm a .1million4 ------------------------------------#e 8,h[ >e we "e go+ to raise .1t m* m"oy80 ask$ ,neil1 :o we call ! nude kid ev5 ?\< he we>s clo!s4 8,i cd sell my si/]10 ,i volunte]$4 8,t's illegal1 ,>lo60 sd ,&rea ,"y1 ? annoy+ girl ) curly br[n hair4 ,%e calls me by my r1l "n 2c %e "ks ,i don't l x4 8,y1h60 sd h] crybaby fr1 ,emily1 :o agrees ) "ey?+ ,&rea says4 8,t's illegal40 8,well1 maybe we c sell my si/]'s ,am]ican ,girl doll collec;n10 ,i su7e/$4 8,x's wor? a lot ( m"oy40 8,h[ ab we sell all ^! desks & *airs & s*ool supplies80 su7e/$ ------------------------------------#f ,alexia1 :o rides a skatebo>d "ey":4 8,we don't ne$ t /uff40 8,i "k10 sd ,ryan4 8,maybe we c sell ! :ole .1s*ool6 ,x m/ 2 wor? at l1/ five ?\s& doll>s40 #c 8,y1h60 all ! kids agre$1 a#f except = ,&rea & ,emily4 ,ryan %d get ! ,no ,bell ,prize = t idea4 ,t's a prize !y give \ to p :o don't h bells4 8,if we sold ! s*ool1 we wdn't h any place to put ! playgr.d equip;t10 sd ,mr4 ,granite4 ,gd po9t4 8,! r1son ,i want$ to sp1k to y td10 ,mr4 ,klutz 3t9u$1 8is 2c ------------------------------------#g ,i'm look+ = a p>5t :o w volunte] to 2 9 *>ge ( fund-rais+ at ! c>nival40 8,fund-rais+80 ,i ask$4 8,:at does .1t m1n80 8,well10 expla9$ ,mr4 ,klutz1 8funds >e m"oy1 & rais+ is 444 rais+40 8,s y're look+ = a p>5t :o picks up m"oy (f ! gr.d80 ,i ask$4 ,"eybody lau<$ ev5 ?\< ,i didn't say any?+ funny4 8,no1 dumbh1d10 sd ,&rea1 roll+ h] eyes4 8,mr4 ,klutz is look+ = a p>5t :o "ks h[ to raise m"oy40 8,i knew t10 ,i li$4 a#g 8,my mom us$ to 2 a pr(es.nal ------------------------------------#h fund-rais]10 sd ,alexia4 8,b ,i don't want h] to volunte]40 8,:y n80 ask$ ,&rea4 8,i bet %e wd 2 grt40 8,my mom is weird10 sd ,alexia4 8,%e'll emb>rass me if %e comes to s*ool40 8.1,all p>5ts >e weird & emb>rass+10 ,i told ,alexia4 8,y1h1 y %d see my dad10 sd ,mi*ael4 8,he trims 8 e> hair ) a ll ma*9e t he /icks 9 8 e>40 8.1,all dads trim _! e> hair10 sd ,neil4 8,all dads >e weird10 ,i po9t$ \4 8,& if \r dads didn't trim _! e> hair1 !y wd h five-foot-l;g hair /ick+ \ ( _! e>s6 ,if t's n weird1 ,i don't ------------------------------------#i "k :at is40 8,:at ab nose hair80 ask$ ,ryan4 8,t's way weird] ?an e> hair40 #e 8,boys >e gross60 ,&rea sd4 #aj ,:y c't a truck full ( nose hair fall on ,&rea's h1d8 ,we 7 all >gu+ ab : 0 weird]1 nose hair or e> hair4 ,mr4 ,klutz clapp$ 8 h&s & made a p1ce sign ) 8 f+]s1 : m1ns 8%ut up40 8,alexia1 is yr "m's "n ,sue80 ask$ ,mr4 ,klutz4 8,y1h 4440 8,i'm go+ to give h] a call10 ,mr4 ,klutz sd4 8,%e cd 2 a big help to u40 ,alexia sank "u h] desk4 -----------------------------------#aa #b ,! ,que5 ( ,cupcakes ,y'll n"e 2lieve 9 a million hundr$ ye>s :at happ5$ ! next "d4 ,mr4 ,klutz came 9 & told u t ,alexia's mom1 ,ms4 ,sue1 volunte]$ to d ! fundrais+ = ! s*ool c>nival6 ,or maybe y .1d 2lieve x1 2c ? book is call$ .7,ms4 ,sue ,has ,no ,clue6.' ,if a#aa -----------------------------------#ab ,ms4 ,sue sd %e .1didn't want to volunte]1 ! book wd h a di6]5t title4 ,l .7,miss ,mitsy ,is ,ditsy6.' ,or .7,mr4 ,putty ,is ,nutty6.' ,or .7,mrs4 ,julia ,is ,peculi>6.' 8,yay60 "eybody yell$ :5 ,mr4 ,klutz told u ! news4 8,boo60 sd ,alexia4 8,i'm tell+ y1 ? is a .1big mi/ake40 ,b nobody he>d h]1 2c guess :o walk$ 9to ! door at t mo;t8 ,nobody6 ,x wd hurt if y walk$ 9to a door4 ,b y'll n"e 2lieve :o walk$ 9to ! .1doorway4 ,x 0 ,alexia's mom1 ,ms4 ,sue6 ,alexia hid "u h] desk s h] "m wdn't notice h]4 ,:5 yr -----------------------------------#ac mom or dad comes 9to yr classroom1 y %d alw hide "u yr desk4 ,t's ! f/ rule ( 2+ a kid4 ,ms4 ,sue 0 all smiles & look$ v excit$4 ,%e _h a plate full ( #g cupcakes 9 "o h&4 ,9 h] o!r h& a#ac %e 0 lu7+ a giant !rmomet]4 ,& ,i m1n .1giant4 ,t ?+ 0 tall] ?an .1%e was6 8,:at d y ?9k t !rmomet] is =80 ,i :isp]$ to ,ryan1 :o 0 sitt+ next to me4 8,i guess ,alexia's mom is go+ to take \r temp]atures10 ,ryan :isp]$ back4 8,i c't fit t ?+ 9 my m\?10 ,i :isp]$ to ,ryan4 8,:at makes y ?9k %e's go+ to -----------------------------------#ad put x 9 yr .1m\?80 .1,ahhhhhhhh6 ,ms4 ,sue put ! giant !rmomet] 9 ! corn] & re/$ x ag/ ! -----------------------------------#ae wall4 ,!n %e pass$ \ cupcakes to all ( u4 8,hi boys & girls10 %e sd :ile we ate4 8,p call me ! ,que5 ( ,cupcakes4 ,i'm s excit$ to 2 fund-rais+ = ! s*ool c>nival4 ,we're go+ to h lots ( fun & raise lots ( m"oy s we c buy new playgr.d equip;t = ! s*ool40 a#ae 8,tell ! *n "s ( ! grt fund-rais+ id1s y h10 sd ,mr4 ,klutz4 8,sure60 sd ,ms4 ,sue4 8,we're go+ to sell cupcakes & blah blah blah blah b+o blah blah blah blah prizes blah blah blah blah c> wa% blah blah blah blah p>5ts -----------------------------------#af blah blah blah blah m"oy blah blah blah blah pony rides blah blah blah blah blah 4440 ,%e w5t on l t = a million hundr$ h\rs4 ,x 0 h>d = me to pay att5;n to :at %e 0 say+1 2c all ,i cd ?9k ab 0 t giant !rmomet] & :at ,ms4 ,sue 0 go+ to d ) x4 8,i ?9k we c raise ev5 .1m ?an five ?\s& doll>s10 %e told u4 8,if we raise .1t5 ?\s& doll>s1 we cd buy a r1lly nice sw+ set & a zip l9e = ! playgr.d60 ,zip l9es >e cool4 ,"eybody 0 gett+ excit$4 ,b n me4 ,i kept />+ at #i ! giant !rmomet]4 ,ms4 ,sue #ag probably ne$$ to take "ey"o's temp]ature to see if we 7 h1l?y 5 to ride on ! zip l9e we 7 go+ to buy4 8,:o "ks80 ,ms4 ,sue 3t9u$4 8,maybe we c raise .1fifty ?\s& doll>s6 ,) t m* m"oy1 we cd get a ,,sm>t ,bo>d = e classroom 9 ! s*ool40 8,i cd r1lly use a ,,sm>t ,bo>d10 sd ,mr4 ,granite4 8,! sky's ! limit60 sd ,ms4 ,sue4 8,if we put \r m9ds to x & "w r1lly h>d1 we cd raise a .1hundr$ ?\s& doll>s4 ,or ev5 a million60 ,ms4 ,sue 0 wav+ h] >ms >.d -----------------------------------#ah excit$ly4 ,%e _h a glassy look 9 h] eyes4 8,?9k ( x60 %e sd4 8,we cd buy an i,pad = e /ud5t 9 ! s*ool4 ,we cd get a climb+ wall & a swimm+ pool = ! gym6 ,we cd put an ice cr1m ma*9e 9 ! lun*room6 ,we cd buy a hot tub = ! t1*]s' l\nge60 ,alexia 0 / hid+ "u h] desk4 ,i l1n$ ov] & :isp]$ to h]4 8,y sd yr a#ah mom us$ to 2 a pr(es.nal fund-rais]4 ,h[ come %e /opp$ do+ t80 8,%e got fir$10 ,alexia told me4 8,my mom t5ds to g ov]bo>d40 8,%e falls \ ( boats a lot80 ,i ask$4 -----------------------------------#ai 8,no1 ,i m1n %e gets c>ri$ away10 ,alexia told me4 8,does %e get c>ri$ away af %e falls \ ( boats80 8,%e doesn't fall \ ( boats60 sd ,alexia4 8,hey1 .1y're ! "o :o sd %e fell \ ( a boat10 ,i sd4 ,:y is "eybody alw talk+ ab boats8 ,anyway1 ,ms4 ,sue told u m ( ! grt /uff we cd buy ) ! m"oy we 7 go+ to raise4 8,we cd get p]sonal robots t c>ry yr backpacks to s*ool = y6 ,we cd blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah 4440 #aa ,i want$ h] to keep talk+1 #bj-#ba 2c z l;g z %e 0 talk+ %e wdn't 2 able to take \r temp]ature ) t giant !rmomet]4 ,i bet ! only r1son :y %e gave u cupcakes 0 to 4tract u s we wdn't ?9k ab ! !rmomet]4 ,well1 x didn't "w ) .1me4 ,f9ally1 ,ms4 ,sue /opp$ talk+4 ,%e w5t to ! corn] ( ! room4 ,x 0 !rmomet] "t4 ,i 0 sw1t+4 ,i ?"\ ,i 0 gonna die4 ,ms4 ,sue smil$ z %e pick$ up ! giant !rmomet]4 ,i want$ to run away to ,ant>ctica & g live ) ! p5gu9s4 ,? 0 ! -----------------------------------#bb wor/ ?+ to happ5 to me s9ce ,,tv ,turn(f ,week6 8,& :at >e y plann+ to d ) t giant !rmomet]1 ,ms4 ,sue80 ask$ ,mr4 ,klutz4 8,? w let "eybody "k h[ m* m"oy we raise10 %e repli$4 8,e "t we get a hundr$ doll>s1 we'll record x on ! !rmomet]40 8,y m1n y're n go+ to take \r a#bb temp]ature ) t ?+80 ,i ask$4 ,"eybody lau<$ ev5 ?\< ,i didn't say any?+ funny4 8,( c\rse n60 sd ,ms4 ,sue4 8,t wd 2 ridicul\s40 ,oh4 ,n"e m9d4 -----------------------------------#bc #c ,welcome to ! ,c>nival ,ov] ! next mon?1 "eybody got r1dy = ! s*ool c>nival4 ,! p>5ts & t1*]s built lots ( boo?s & games4 ,9 >t class ) ,ms4 ,hannah1 we made po/]s4 ,af s*ool1 we w5t to all ! /ores 9 t[n & ask$ if !y wd 4play \r >t"w 9 _! -----------------------------------#bd w9d[s4 ,! t[n put up a big bann] acr ,ma9 ,/reet 444 ,,,come to ! ella m5try s*ool c>nival on satur"d6,' #ac a#bd ,f9ally1 x 0 ! "d ( ! c>nival4 ,:5 ,i got to s*ool ) my p>5ts & my si/]1 ,amy1 x look$ l ! :ole t[n 0 wait+ to get 9to ! playgr.d4 ,i saw ,ryan1 ,mi*ael1 ,neil1 ,&rea1 ,emily1 & _! p>5ts4 ,"! 7 lots ( balloons1 & music 0 bla/+4 ,boo?s 7 2+ set up4 ,"o table 0 fill$ ) cupcakes1 -----------------------------------#be cookies1 & br[nies t p _h bak$4 ,"! 0 a ll >ea = pony rides4 ,! /reet next to ! playgr.d _h be5 turn$ 9to a c> wa%4 ,ms4 ,sue 0 runn+ >.d ) a bullhorn1 mak+ sure "eybody 0 r1dy4 ,! giant !rmomet] 0 m.t$ on a /age4 ,f9ally1 ! gate to ! playgr.d op5$1 & we all ru%$ in4 ,i cd smell popcorn popp+4 ,"! 0 electric;y 9 ! air6"9 8,i h a bad feel+ ab ?10 ,alexia sd to me z h] "m climb$ on ! /age4 "333333 "9,well1 n r1lly4 ,if "! _h be5 electric;y 9 ! air1 we all wd h be5 electrocut$4 a#be -----------------------------------#bf 8,welcome to ! ,ella ,m5try s*ool c>nival10 ann\nc$ ,ms4 ,sue4 8,2f we get />t$1 \r pr9cipal1 ,mr4 ,klutz1 wd l to say a few ^ws40 ,mr4 ,klutz /epp$ up to a microph"o & tapp$ x ) 8 f+]4 8,?ank y all = com+ \ on ? b1uti;l "d10 he ann\nc$4 8,i'm sure y're go+ to h a wond];l "t4 ,& j to make x extra special1 ,i'll make a d1l ) y4 ,if we raise five ?\s& doll>s td1 ,i w 4440 ,"eybody got quiet & l1n$ =w>d to he> :at ,mr4 ,klutz 0 go+ to say4 ,he's alw mak+ d1ls ) u4 ,"o "t he sd t if we r1d a million -------------------------------#bg-#bh pages1 he wd turn ! gym 9to a video game >cade4 ,ano!r "t he sd t if we did a million ma? problems1 he wd kiss a pig on ! lips4 ,he al m>ri$ a turkey af we made a r1lly nice #ae ,?anksgiv+ 4play4 ,t 0 cool4 a#bh 8,if y raise five ?\s& doll>s td10 sd ,mr4 ,klutz1 8,i w sp5d a nis8 ,i wd pay to see .1t4 ,ms4 ,sue walk$ >.d ) a big bucket4 ,p>5ts 7 pull+ \ _! wallets & putt+ m"oy 9to ! bucket4 -----------------------------------#bi 8,dad10 ,i ask$1 8d y h five ?\s& doll>s s we c s5d ,mr4 ,klutz to jail80 8,i'll 3tribute .1"o doll>10 my dad told me1 h&+ me a doll> bill to put 9 ! bucket4 ,i walk$ >.d ! c>nival ) my family4 ,"! 0 a l;g l9e ( tables4 ,2h ea* "o 0 a p>5t or t1*] do+ "s?+ to raise m"oy4 ,ms4 ,hannah 0 9 *>ge ( face pa9t+4 ,\r lun* lady1 ,ms4 ,la,grange1 0 sell+ *ocolates1 summ] sausages1 & flavor$ popcorn4 ,"! 0 a sil5t auc;n1 ": a#bi gr[n-ups cd bid on all k9ds ( /uff4 -----------------------------------#cj ,y cd buy gift-wrapp+ pap] at "o table4 ,at ano!r table1 !y 7 ev5 sell+ ,ella ,m5try ,s*ool "uwe>6 8,grt news60 ,ms4 ,sue %\t$ 9to h] bullhorn4 8,we h rais$ \r f/ hundr$ doll>s60 ,"eybody *e]$4 ,ms4 ,sue put ! m"oy 9to a metal box1 & !n %e drew a l9e on h] giant !rmomet]4 ,\r ,spani% t1*]1 ,miss ,holly1 _h ! boo? next to ! !rmomet]4 ,%e _h a big glass j> fill$ to ! top ) gum balls4 8,! p]son :o guesses h[ _m gum balls >e 9 ! j> w w9 ?irty doll>s10 ,miss ,holly told u4 8,x co/s j a doll> to play40 -----------------------------------#ca ,my mom gave ,miss ,holly a doll>1 & ,i wrote my guess on a piece ( pap]3 ,,,a hundr$ million gum balls4,' ,i hope ,i w96 ,at ! next table 0 ,mr4 ,tony1 #ag :o runs ! af-s*ool program4 ,a a#ca sign on 8 table sd 444 ,goat+ ,boo?4 8,h[ does ? "w80 my dad ask$ ,mr4 ,tony4 8,well1 if y pay fifty doll>s1 ,i'll take ! goat (f yr front lawn40 8,"!'s a goat on my front lawn860 ask$ my dad4 8,n yet10 sd ,mr4 ,tony4 8,b "! w 2 lat] td1 af ,i put x "!40 -----------------------------------#cb 8,y're go+ to put a goat on my front lawn860 ask$ my dad4 8,n necess>ily0 ,mr4 ,tony told hm4 8,if y pay fifty doll>s1 ,i .1won't put ! goat -----------------------------------#cc on yr front lawn40 8,i don't want a goat on \r lawn60 my mom %\t$4 8,!y eat "ey?+ 9 sis1 ,dad10 ,i su7e/$4 a#cc ,my dad didn't look happy4 ,b he pull$ \ 8 wallet & h&$ ,mr4 ,tony fifty doll>s4 8,j s y "k10 ,mr4 ,tony told hm1 8we're hav+ a special sale td4 ,= j =ty doll>s1 ,i'll put a goat on "sbody .1else's front lawn1 & y get to *oose : lawn ,i put x on40 8,t's a pretty gd d1l1 ,dad10 my si/] sd4 -----------------------------------#cd 8,c we pay =ty doll>s to put a goat on ,&rea's front lawn80 ,i ask$4 8,no60 sd my mom4 8,&rea's "m is my fr4 ,i wd n"e d a ?+ l t to h]40 8,:at's ! big d1l80 ,i ask$4 8,&rea's mom cd j pay fifty doll>s1 & ,mr4 ,tony wdn't put ! goat on .1h] front lawn ei4 ,isn't t "r80 8,exactly10 sd ,mr4 ,tony4 8,x's sort ( l buy+ goat 9sur.e40 8,": d y keep all ! goats80 my dad ask$ hm4 8,oh1 ,i don't h any goats10 #ai repli$ ,mr4 ,tony4 a#cd 8,if y don't h any goats1 h[ c y -----------------------------------#ce put !m on .1any"o's front lawn80 ,i ask$4 8,hmmm1 t n"e came up10 sd ,mr4 ,tony4 8,mo/ p j pay ! m"oy4 ,s ,i don't ne$ any goats40 ,:at a scam4 ,if y ask me1 ,mr4 ,tony is full ( bal"oy4 ,ms4 ,sue 0 walk+ >.d4 8,we're up to two hundr$ doll>s60 %e %\t$ 9to h] bullhorn4 ,%e put ! m"oy 9 ! m"oy box & drew a new l9e on h] giant !rmomet]4 ,! next boo? _h ! ^ws ^1,,p1ce & ^1,,love writt5 all ov] x4 ,\r cross+ gu>d1 ,mr4 ,l\ie1 0 /&+ "! 9 a tie-dy$ %irt4 8,hugs = a doll>10 ,mr4 ,l\ie %\t$4 -----------------------------------#cf 8,kisses = two doll>s4 ,come buy a kiss & a hug40 8,no ?ank y10 my mom sd z we pass$ by4 ,"r next to ,mr4 ,l\ie's boo? 0 ano!r boo? ) ,mr4 ,dock]1 \r a#cf sci;e t1*]1 /&+ 2h x4 ,he 0 hold+ a toad 9 8 h&1 & ! sign ov] ! boo? sd 444 ,kiss a toad4 ,"o doll>4 8,? is an ,ea/]n spadefoot toad10 ,mr4 ,dock] told u4 8,x's a smoo?-sk9n$ toad t uses ! h>d spades on ! h9d feet to dig burr[s 9 s& or loose dirt40 8,v nice10 sd my dad1 8b ,i'm n pay+ a doll> to kiss x40 -----------------------------------#cg 8,no1 y don't "u/&10 sd ,mr4 ,dock]4 8,y pay a doll> s y .1don't h to kiss x40 8,s if ,i pay y a doll>1 ,i don't h to kiss ! toad80 ask$ my dad4 8,t's "r10 sd ,mr4 ,dock]4 8,:at if ,i kiss ! toad anyway80 my dad ask$4 8,!n y don't h to pay a doll>40 8,hmm1 t s.ds l a fair d1l to #ba me10 ,dad sd4 ,& !n he l1n$ ov] a#cg & kiss$ ! toad4 ,u<1 4gu/+6 ,my dad j kiss$ a toad6 ,i ?"\ ,i 0 gonna ?r[ up4 8,h[ ab ! re/ ( ! family80 ,mr4 ,dock] ask$4 8,wd y l to kiss ! toad80 -------------------------------#ch-#ci 8,no ?ank y60 sd my mom4 8,yuck6 ,n me60 sd my si/]1 ,amy4 8,c.t me \10 ,i sd4 8,i'm n kiss+ a toad40 8,okay1 t w 2 ?ree doll>s1 pl1se10 sd ,mr4 ,dock]4 ,my dad pull$ \ ! m"oy4 8,hey1 y sav$ a doll>1 ,dad60 ,i told hm4 ,at ! next boo?1 "! 0 a big tub ( wat] ) "s wat]melons 9 x4 ,\r gift$ & tal5t$ t1*]1 ,ms4 ,coco1 0 2h ! boo?4 ,! sign sd ,,,bo2+ = wat]melons4,' 8,isn't t suppos$ to 2 bo2+ = .1apples80 my mom ask$ ,ms4 ,coco4 -----------------------------------#dj 8,! sup]m>ket didn't h any apples td10 ,ms4 ,coco sd4 8,s ,i got wat]melons 9/1d40 a#dj 8,i c't fit a wat]melon 9 my m\?60 sd my mom4 8,!n y h to pay a doll>10 sd ,ms4 ,coco4 ,my mom h&$ ,ms4 ,coco a doll>4 ,fund-rais+ is weird4 -----------------------------------#da #d ,we ,h a ,w9n]6 8,five hundr$ doll>s60 ,ms4 ,sue yell$ 9to h] bullhorn z %e put m m"oy 9to ! m"oy box4 8,we h n[ rais$ .7five hundr$ doll>s6.'0 ,"eybody let \ a :oop1 & a new l9e 0 drawn on ! giant !rmomet]4 ,my p>5ts want$ to g bid on "s -----------------------------------#db bor+ /uff at ! sil5t auc;n4 ,my si/] w5t runn+ (f to hang \ ) h] frs4 ,dad gave me t5 doll>s & sd ,i cd walk >.d ) my frs4 ,!y w]5't h>d to f9d4 ,"! 0 a #bc sec;n ( cool games = kids to a#db play1 s ,i ran ov]4 ,ryan1 ,mi*ael1 ,neil1 & ,alexia 7 "!4 ,s 0 ,ll ,miss ,i-,"k-,"ey?+ & h] crybaby fr1 ,emily4 8,let's play wat] balloon toss60 ,ryan sd4 ,\r spee* t1*]1 ,miss ,laney1 0 at ! wat] balloon toss4 ,%e 0 pok+ h] face "? a hole 9 a %[] curta9 ) a draw+ ( a cl[n on x4 -----------------------------------#dc 8,bet*a c't hit me1 ,a4,j460 ,miss ,laney yell$4 8,bet*a ,i .1c60 ,i yell$ back4 8,wat] balloon toss+ is viol5t10 sd ,&rea4 8,i don't ?9k x's v nice to ?r[ objects at p4 ,x's n a gd message to s5d to *n40 8,c y possibly 2 m bor+80 ,i sd to ,&rea z ,i gra2$ a big purple wat] balloon4 8,? w co/ y "o doll>1 ,a4,j410 ,miss ,laney sd4 8,:at860 8,x's a .1fund-rais]60 ,mi*ael told me4 8,! :ole po9t ( ! c>nival a#dc is to make m"oy = ! s*ool40 -----------------------------------#dd ,i pull$ a doll> \ ( my pocket & put x 9 ! b[l on ! table4 ,!n ,i pick$ up a wat] balloon & *uck$ x at ,miss ,laney4 ,i miss$4 8,ha-ha60 yell$ ,miss ,laney4 8,nah-nah-nah boo-boo6 ,want to try ag1 ,a4,j480 8,y1h60 ,i yell$1 gra2+ = ano!r wat] balloon4 8,"o doll>1 pl1se10 sd ,miss ,laney4 ,i put ano!r doll> 9 ! b[l4 ,!n ,i pick$ up a wat] balloon & ?rew x ev5 h>d] at ,miss ,laney4 ,i miss$4 8,ha-ha6 ,y /9k60 ,miss ,laney yell$ at me4 ,!n %e /uck \ h] t;gue & made funny noises4 -------------------------------#de-#df 8,>e y gonna take t1 ,a4,j480 ,neil ! nude kid sd4 ,i took ano!r doll> \ ( my #be pocket & put x 9 ! b[l4 ,? "t a#df ,i took c>e;l aim1 ?rew ! wat] balloon a ll s(t]1 & hit ,miss ,laney "r on ! nose4 .1,splat6 ,! wat] balloon explod$1 & %e 0 soak$4 8,in yr face60 ,i yell$1 & "eybody *e]$4 8,we h a w9n]60 ,miss ,laney sd z %e t[el$ (f4 8,:at d ,i w980 ,miss ,laney r1*$ "u ! table & came up ) a pla/ic bag fill$ ) -----------------------------------#dg wat]4 ,x took me a few seconds to r1lize "! 0 "s?+ else 9side ! bag4 8,y w9 a goldfi%60 sd ,miss ,laney4 ,goldfi% >e cool4 8,i w "n hm ,fi%y10 ,i sd z ,i took ! pla/ic bag4 8,fi%y ;,t4 ,fi%4 ,! ;,t /&s = ,8,!4,0 ,he w 2 my new fr40 #e #dh ,"s?+ ,smells ,fi%y 8,"o ?\s& doll>s60 ,ms4 ,sue holl]$ 9to h] bullhorn4 8,we h n[ rais$ "o .1?\s& doll>s60 ,"eybody :oop$1 & a new l9e 0 drawn on ! giant !rmomet]4 ,ms4 ,sue put m m"oy 9to ! m"oy box4 ,me & ! gang walk$ >.d to play -----------------------------------#di "s ( ! o!r games4 ,ryan play$ r+ toss4 ,mi*ael ?rew ,p+-,p;g balls 9to pap] cups4 ,we all jump$ up & d[n 9 ! ,moon ,b\nce1 ev5 ,fi%y ;,t4 ,fi%4 ,? 0 ! be/ "d ( my life6 ,we 7 wait+ 9 l9e to play %u6lebo>d :5 ,i notic$ t ,fi%y ;,t4 ,fi% didn't look -----------------------------------#ej v gd4 ,he 0 float+ upside d[n 9 ! pla/ic bag4 8,dude10 ,neil ! nude kid sd1 8,i ?9k yr goldfi% may 2 d1d40 8,:at86 ,h[ c he 2 d1d8 ,i j #bg got hm40 a#ej 8,goldfi% don't live v l;g10 sd ,&rea4 8,i r1d t 9 ! 5cyclop$ia40 8,i only _h hm = five m9utes60 ,i compla9$4 8,y1h1 b y don't "k h[ l;g he 0 alive 2f ,miss ,laney gave hm to y10 ,mi*ael told me4 8,:at d y expect1 ,a4,j480 ask$ ,ryan4 8,he's 9 a pla/ic bag4 ,if .1we liv$ 9 pla/ic bags1 we wdn't live v l;g ei4 -----------------------------------#ea ,look at hm4 ,he c't br1! 9 "!40 8,fi% don't br1! .1air1 dumbh1d10 sd ,&rea4 8,!y use _! gills to get oxyg5 f ! wat]40 8,s does yr .1face10 ,i told ,&rea4 8,oh1 snap60 sd ,ryan4 8,/op >gu+ ab x60 ,emily sd4 8,fi%y is dy+6 ,we've got to .1d "s?+60 ,%ee%6 ,get a grip6 8,:at d y want .1me to d10 ,i ask$1 8give m\?-to-m\? resuscita;n to a .1fi%80 8,t wd 2 gross10 sd ,alexia4 a#ea 8,giv+ m\?-to-m\? resuscita;n to .1anybody is gross10 sd ,mi*ael4 -----------------------------------#eb 8,maybe two fi% cd give m\?-to-m\? resuscita;n to ea* .1o!r10 su7e/$ ,neil4 ,t wd 2 weird4 ,we all ru%$ back to ,miss ,laney's boo? to see if %e cd help u4 ,%e 0 wip+ h] face ) a t[el4 ,i told h] :at happ5$ to ,fi%y ;,t4 ,fi%4 8,y ne$ to talk to ,ms4 ,sue10 %e told me4 8,%e b"\ all ! prizes40 ,we ran all ov] ! c>nival look+ = ,ms4 ,sue4 ,f9ally1 we f.d h]4 8,i wi% to regi/] a compla9t10 ,i told h]4 8,i won ? goldfi% j five m9utes ago40 8,is "s?+ wr;g ) hm80 ,ms4 ,sue ask$4 -----------------------------------#ec 8,i'll tell y :at's wr;g ) hm10 ,i told h]4 8,he's d1d40 8,no1 no1 he's n d1d10 ,ms4 #bi ,sue sd4 8,he's re/+40"9 a#ec 8,he's n re/+10 ,i told h]4 8,he's .1d1d40 8,look1 ,i ?9k he's do+ ! back/roke10 sd ,ms4 ,sue4 8,isn't t adorable80 8,mom60 %\t$ ,alexia4 8,he's n do+ ! back/roke6 ,he's d1d60 ,usually1 ,i'm v respect;l to gr[n-ups4 ,b ,ms4 ,sue 0 gett+ me r1lly mad4 8,i "k a d1d goldfi% :5 ,i see "o10 ,i told h]4 8,& ,i'm look+ at "o "r "333333 "9,go to ,y\,tube & se>* = 8,monty ,py?on d1d p>rot sket*40 -----------------------------------#ed n[4 ,? is an .1ex.'-goldfi%40 8,okay1 okay1 maybe he .1is d1d10 agre$ ,ms4 ,sue4 8,y didn't take hm 9to ! ,moon ,b\nce1 did y80 8,i want my doll> back60 ,i dem&$4 8,i'm sorry1 ,a4,j410 ,ms4 ,sue told me4 8,we're runn+ 2h on ! fund-rais+1 & we #ee ne$ e doll> = ! new playgr.d equip;t4 ,b ,i'll tell y :at ,i c d4 ,i'll get y a new fi% to replace ,fi%y4 ,wd t 2 all "r80 8,well 444 okay40 8,gd10 ,ms4 ,sue sd4 8,t w co/ y "o doll>40 ,,:at86 -----------------------------------#ef #f ,c[abunga6 ,i decid$ n to buy ano!r fi% f ,ms4 ,sue4 ,if t "o di$1 ,i'd 2 /uck ) .1two d1d fi%4 ,& ,i hate d1d fi%4 ,me & ! gang play$ a few m games1 & !n ,ms4 ,sue ann\nc$ t we _h rais$ two ?\s& doll>s4 ,we all :oop$ & holl]$4 -----------------------------------#eg 8,"eybody come ov] to ! so3] field10 ,ms4 ,sue %\t$ 9to h] bullhorn4 8,x's "t to play b+o60 8,i love b+o60 we all yell$4 #ca ,we ru%$ ov] to ! so3] field4 a#eg ,x 0 weird1 2c "! 0 an orange pla/ic f;e >.d ! field4 ,! grass 0 m>k$ (f l a big *eck]bo>d ) :ite *alk l9es4 8,h[ d y play b+o on a so3] field80 ,i ask$4 8,b1ts me10 sd ,ryan4 ,"s ( ! p>5ts set up drums & o!r musical 9/ru;ts1 & !y />t$ to play oldies f a million hundr$ ye>s ago4 ,t's :5 ! mo/ -----------------------------------#eh amaz+ ?+ 9 ! hi/ory ( ! _w happ5$4 ,a truck drove up to ! field1 & x 0 pull+ a trail]4 ,ms4 ,sue op5$ ! door ( ! trail]4 ,& d y "k :at walk$ \ ( x8 ,a c[6 8,? is ,dr4 ,moo10 ann\nc$ ,ms4 ,sue4 8,welcome to ,c[ ,pie ,b+o60 8,i didn't "k t c[s ate pie10 ,i sd4 8,!y .1don't1 dumbh1d10 sd ,&rea4 8,c[ pies >e poops40 8,yr .1face is a poop10 ,i told ,&rea4 8,oh1 snap60 sd ,ryan4 a#eh 8,"h's h[ we play ,c[ ,pie ,b+o10 sd ,ms4 ,sue4 8,y folks ea* get to buy "o squ>e ( ! so3] field = tw5ty -----------------------------------#ei doll>s4 ,if ,dr4 ,moo drops a c[ pie on yr squ>e1 y w9 a hundr$ doll>s4 ,! re/ ( ! m"oy goes to ! s*ool40 ,x s.d$ l ! weirde/ game 9 ! hi/ory ( ! _w1 b all ! gr[n-ups ran ov] to ! ticket boo? l !y 7 giv+ away gold or "s?+4 ,ev5 my p>5ts b"\ a squ>e ( ! so3] field4 8,put yr m"oy on a squ>e1 any squ>e60 %\t$ ,ms4 ,sue 9to ! bullhorn4 8,? game s.ds a lot l gambl+10 sd ,ll ,miss ,p]fect4 8,i'm n sure t's a gd message to s5d to *n40 8,c y possibly 2 m bor+80 ,i sd4 -----------------------------------#fj 8,": d y ?9k ,ms4 ,sue got t c[80 ,mi*ael ask$4 8,my mom got x f ,r5t-,a-,c[10 ,alexia told hm4 8,y c r5t any?+40 ,af all ! gr[n-ups got _! #cc tickets1 ,ms4 ,sue br"\ ,dr4 a#fj ,moo \ to ! middle ( ! so3] field4 8,let ! game 2g960 %\t$ ,ms4 ,sue z %e rel1s$ ! c[4 ,all ! gr[n-ups />t$ *ant+ & *e]+ = ,dr4 ,moo to poop on _! squ>e4 ,x 0 hil>i\s4 8,poop on numb] six60 "sbody %\t$4 8,i cd use a hundr$ bucks40 8,no1 poop on numb] t560 %\t$ "sbody else4 -------------------------------#fa-#fb 8,poop on numb] two1 ,dr4 ,moo60 ,dr4 ,moo j /ood "!4 ,"ey"o 0 on p9s & ne$les4 ,well1 n r1lly4 ,we 7 sitt+ on ! bl1*]s4 ,if we 7 on p9s & ne$les1 x wd h hurt4 ,b "ey"o 0 wat*+ ,dr4 ,moo4 ,he 0 /&+ 9 ! middle ( ! field eat+ grass4 ,x 0 excit+6 ,well1 x 0 excit+ = ab a m9ute4 ,af t1 x 0 j a cr[d ( p wat*+ a c[ /& 9 ! middle ( a so3] field eat+ grass4 8.1,mooooooo10 moo$ ,dr4 ,moo4 8,:at if ,dr4 ,moo doesn't poop at all80 "sbody yell$4 a#fb -----------------------------------#fc 8,oh1 he'll poop10 ,ms4 ,sue repli$4 8,!y f$ hm j 2f br++ hm ov] "h40 8,:at if he poops on a l9e 2t two squ>es80 "sbody ask$4 8,i am ! ,(ficial ,pie ,9spector10 sd ,ms4 ,sue4 8,i w det]m9e : squ>e has ! mo/ c[ pie on x40 ,dr4 ,moo took a few /eps1 & "ey"o got excit$ ag4 ,! p>5ts ) ! musical 9/ru;ts />t$ play+ a s;g4 ,x 0 a weird s;g4 ,dr4 ,moo />$ at ! sky = a few m9utes4 ,he took a /ep =w>d4 ,!n he took a /ep backw>d4 ,!n he *ew$ = a :ile4 8.1,mooooooo10 moo$ ,dr4 ,moo4 -----------------------------------#fd ,if y ask me1 ,c[ ,pie ,b+o is ! mo/ bor+ game 9 ! hi/ory ( ! _w4 8,? wd 2 a gd "t = y folks to buy "s lemonade & cupcakes10 %\t$ ,ms4 ,sue 9to h] bullhorn4 ,x took ab a million hundr$ h\rs1 b .1f9ally "s?+ dropp$ \ ( ,dr4 #ce ,moo's 2h4 a#fd 8,we h a c[ pie sie numb] tw5ty60 8,t's m9e60 "s guy %\t$1 jump+ up & d[n4 8,i w960 ,! guy got 8 hundr$ doll>s1 & "eybody *e]$ z he _h 8 picture -----------------------------------#fe tak5 ) ,dr4 ,moo4 ,ms4 ,sue told u t ,c[ ,pie ,b+o _h rais$ ano!r ?\s& doll>s = ! s*ool4 ,%e put ! m"oy 9to ! m"oy box4 ,i look$ at ! giant !rmomet]4 ,we 7 up to ?ree ?\s& doll>s n[,-m ?an halfway "!4 ,we ne$$ j two ?\s& m doll>s if we want$ to get ! playgr.d equip;t & h ,mr4 ,klutz sp5d a nie y look+ d[n "h =8 ,! *apt] is f9i%$6 ,r1d ! next "o6 #g #ff ,y ,%d ,h ,be5 ,"! 8,x's "t = ! ,big ,c> ,sma%60 ,ms4 ,sue %\t$ 9to h] bullhorn4 8,c> sma%80 we all ask$4 8,:at's t80 ,%e didn't ne$ to tell u ! answ]4 ,at t mo;t1 a t[ truck came >.d ! corn] driv5 by \r cu/odian1 ,miss -----------------------------------#fg ,laz>4 ,%e 0 t[+ a junky old c>4 ,miss ,laz> put ! c> 9 ! corn] ( ! playgr.d4 ,!n %e got \ ( ! t[ truck ) a sl$gehamm]4 8,"o sw+ = "o doll>10 %e %\t$4 ,!n %e took ! sl$gehamm]1 swung x ov] h] h1d1 & sma%$ ! w9d%ield ( ! c>6 ,x 0 cool6 ,me & ! guys all ru%$ ov] to get on l9e4 8,sorry10 ,ms4 ,sue told u4 8,= safety r1sons1 only gr[n-ups >e all[$ to "picipate 9 ! c> sma%40 ,bumm] 9 ! summ]6 ,sma%+ /uff up ) a sl$gehamm] is cool4 ,i c't wait until ,i'm old #cg 5 a#fg -----------------------------------#fh to sma% /uff up ) a sl$gehamm]4 ,i w d t all "d l;g4 ,if y ask me1 !y %d h a :ole ,,tv *annel devot$ to sma%+ /uff up ) sl$gehamm]s4 8,:y wd any"o want to damage a c> on purpose80 ask$ ,&rea4 8,2c x's .1fun60 all ! guys told h]4 8,i don't approve ( viol;e10 %e sd4 8,:at d y h ag/ viol9s80 ,i ask$4 ,&rea roll$ h] eyes4 ,j ab all ! dads,-& a few moms,-pd = a turn to hit ! c> ) ! sl$gehamm]4 ,a few ( !m hit x ov] & ov] ag4 ,by ! "t !y 7 f9i%$1 "! 0 h>dly any?+ -----------------------------------#fi left ( ! c>4 ,x 0 cool4 8,x's "t to play ,toilet ,s1t ,toss60 ,ms4 ,sue %\t$ 9to h] bullhorn4 ,toilet ,s1t ,toss is a lot l horse%oes1 -----------------------------------#gj except t y toss toilet s1ts4 ,s x has ! p]fect "n4 ,9/1d ( metal a#gj /akes 9 ! gr.d1 "! 7 toilet b[l plung]s4 ,x co/ a doll> to toss a toilet s1t2 & if y got a r+]1 y wd w9 a pla/ic bag ) a goldfi% 9 x4 ,i decid$ n to play t game4 8,x's "t = ! b1uty pag1nt60 ,ms4 ,sue %\t$ 9to h] bullhorn4 ,"eybody came ru%+ ov] to ! /age4 ,"! 0 a curta9 acr ! front s we cd only see ! 3te/ants' hi<-heel$ %oes4 ,ms4 ,sue ask$ "eybody to donate a doll> to sponsor "o ( ! 3te/ants4 ,me & ! gang pu%$ \r way to ! front s we wd get a gd view4 -----------------------------------#ga 8,i don't l b1uty pag1nts10 ,&rea sd4 8,b1uty pag1nts 4respect wom540 8,i agree10 sd ,emily1 :o alw agrees ) "ey?+ ,&rea says4 8,t's gd10 ,ms4 ,sue ann\nc$1 82c "! >e no wom5 9 ? b1uty pag1nt40 ,%e pull$ op5$ ! curta94 ,guess :o 0 /&+ "!8 ,mr4 ,dock]1 ,mr4 ,lor+1 ,mr4 #ci ,macky1 ,mr4 ,l\ie1 ,mr4 a#ga ,granite1 ,dr4 ,brad1 ,mr4 ,tony1 & ,mr4 ,h>rison6 ,& !y 7 all we>+ ba?+ suits & hi< heels6 8,>5't !y lovely80 ask$ ,ms4 ,sue4 ,! m5 p>ad$ up & d[n ! /age :ile ? s;g 8,isn't ,%e ,lovely0 play$4 -----------------------------------#gb ,"eybody 0 lau<+ _! h1ds (f4 ,i ?"\ ,i 0 gonna pee 9 my pants4 ,ms4 ,sue _h u clap \r h&s r1lly l\d to decide : ( ! 3te/ants -----------------------------------#gc 0 ! mo/ b1uti;l4 ,! l\de/ applause 0 = ,mr4 ,tony1 s he won4 ,i ?9k x 0 2c he has ! mo/ hair on 8 back4 ,ms4 ,sue put a cr[n on 8 h1d4 -----------------------------------#gd ,x 0 hil>i\s4 ,& we got to see x live & 9 p]son4 ,y %d h be5 "!6 ,af t1 we all w5t ov] to ! so3] field ag1 ": ,ms4 ,sue _h set up a giant catapult t %ot pumpk9s acr ! field4 ,p pd a doll> to %oot a pumpk94 ,!n we w5t 9to ! gym & wat*$ a game ( donkey basketball4 ,y1h1 ) r1l a#gd donkeys6 ,"! 0 al a dunk tank1 a ,dress ,yr ,pet 3te/1 a t1*] tug ( w>1 a mud-wre/l+ 3te/ = p>5ts1 & a bug-eat+ 3te/4 ,i w5t to all ( !m & sp5t alm all ! m"oy my p>5ts _h giv5 me4 ,i only _h "o doll> left4 -----------------------------------#ge ,! l9e on ! giant !rmomet] kept gett+ hi<] & hi<]4 8,we h n[ rais$ 444 f\r ?\s& doll>s60 ,ms4 ,sue %\t$ 9to h] bullhorn4 ,"eybody w5t crazy4 -----------------------------------#gf #h ,gett+ ,desp]ate ,f\r ?\s& doll>s seem$ l a lot ( m"oy to me4 ,b x wasn't 5\<4 ,we 7 / a ?\s& doll>s %ort ( \r goal1 & we 7 runn+ \ ( "t4 ,x 0 gett+ late 9 ! afn4 ,p 7 />t+ to l1ve ! c>nival4 ,x #da didn't look l we 7 go+ to make a#gf x4 -----------------------------------#gg ,if we didn't r1* five ?\s& doll>s1 "! wd 2 no new playgr.d equip;t4 ,mr4 ,klutz wd n 2 sp5d+ a ni any"o cd buy a piece & use x to tape ,mr4 ,klutz to ! wall4 -----------------------------------#gh 8,t s.ds l fun10 sd ,ryan4 8,let's d x60 sd ,mi*ael4 8,i alw want$ to duct tape ,mr4 ,klutz to a wall10 sd ,neil ! nude kid4 #gi 8,uh1 okay1 ,i guess10 sd ,mr4 ,klutz4 ,duct tap+ ! pr9cipal to a wall s.d$ l a weird idea to me4 ,b a :ole bun* ( p l9$ up to buy a piece ( duct tape4 ,"o by "o1 !y put _! tape on ,mr4 ,klutz & atta*$ hm to ! wall ( ! s*ool4 ,soon he 0 alm completely cov]$ ) duct tape4 ,all y cd see 7 ,mr4 ,klutz's m\? & 8 bald h1d popp+ \ ov] ! top4 ,he cdn't move4 ,x look$ l a turtle 0 tap$ to ! wall4 ,i _h to admit1 x 0 pretty hil>i\s4 8,n[ ?r[ ,n]f balls at hm60 %\t$ ,ms4 ,sue4 8,fifty c5ts p] ?r[60 -------------------------------#hj-#ha ,we ?rew ,n]f balls at ,mr4 ,klutz until n"o ( u _h any m"oy left4 8,we rais$ ano!r ?ree hundr$ doll>s60 ann\nc$ ,ms4 ,sue4 ,%e put ! m"oy 9to ! m"oy box & rais$ ! l9e on ! giant !rmomet]4 ,b we / didn't h five ?\s& #dc doll>s4 ,we 7 sev5 hundr$ a#ha doll>s %ort4 ,p put away _! wallets & />t$ pack+ up _! /uff to g home4 8,wait60 ,ms4 ,sue %\t$ 9to ! bullhorn4 8,i h an ann\nce;t to make60 ,"eybody /opp$ :at !y 7 do+4 ,i look$ at ,ms4 ,sue4 ,alexia look$ at ,ms4 ,sue4 ,mr4 ,klutz1 :o 0 duct tap$ to ! wall1 look$ at ,ms4 ,sue4 ,"eybody -----------------------------------#hb 0 look+ at ,ms4 ,sue4 ,y cd he> a p9 drop4 ,well1 n r1lly1 2c nobody br"\ any p9s ) !m4 ,ms4 ,sue r1*$ 9to h] purse & pull$ \ h] *eckbook4 8,i'm writ+ a p]sonal *eck = sev5 hundr$ doll>s10 %e sd4 8,:at860 sd ,mr4 ,klutz4 8,y're go+ to donate yr [n m"oy80 8,no10 ,ms4 ,sue repli$4 8,! m"oy w come \ ( my daud10 ,alexia :isp]$ back4 8,%e falls \ ( boats a lot80 ,i ask$4 #de 8,no6 ,i alr told y6 ,%e gets a#hd c>ri$ away40 ,ms4 ,sue want$ to put ! *eck 9 ,mr4 ,klutz's pocket1 b he 0 cov]$ ) duct tape4 ,s %e tri$ to /ick x 9 8 m\?4 8,no6 ,i refuse to a3ept t *eck10 sd ,mr4 ,klutz1 clos+ 8 lips s %e cdn't put ! *eck 9 8 m\?4 8,we don't ne$ ! playgr.d equip;t40 8,pl1se60 ,ms4 ,sue be7$1 try+ to -----------------------------------#he pry 8 m\? op5 ) h] f+]s s %e cd put ! *eck 9 x4 8,take my daue ab *n80 ,mr4 ,klutz refus$ to op5 8 m\?4 ,well1 t 0 t4 ,we w]5't go+ to r1* five ?\s& doll>s4 ,t m1nt no playgr.d equip;t4 ,no nidbo>d4 ,x m/ h be5 ! size ( a surfbo>d4 8,,w[10 "eybody sd1 : is 8,,mom0 upside d[n4 8,i'd l to make a small dona;n to ! 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"r to rema9 sil5t10 sd ! second policeman4 8,any?+ y say w 2 us$ ag/ y & blah blah blah blah40 8,h[ cd y d x1 ,mr4 ,klutz80 "o ( ! p>5ts -----------------------------------#ih %\t$4 8,we tru/$ y60 8,say x a9't s1 ,mr4 ,klutz60 %\t$ "o ( ! kids4 8,y %d 2 a%am$ ( yrf10 %\t$ ,ms4 ,sue4 8,/1l+ m"oy f *n4 ,y're a 4grace60 8,b ,i didn't d x60 ,mr4 ,klutz prote/$ z ! cops pu%$ hm 9to ! backs1t ( ! police c>4 8,h[ cd ,i h /ol5 ! m"oy8 ,i 0 duct tap$ to ! wall6 ,! kids 7 ?r[+ ,n]f balls at me60 8,tell x to ! judge1 ,klutz10 ! f/ policeman sd z he slamm$ ! door %ut4 8,we're s5d+ hm away to ! big h\se = a .1l;g "t10 sd ! second policeman z he got 9to ! front s1t4 ,! police c> drove away4 #ii 8,x m/ 2 nice to live 9 a big h\se10 ,i sd af !y left4 8,! big h\se m1ns .1jail1 dumbh1d60 sd ,&rea1 roll+ h] eyes4 ,i 0 go+ to tell ,&rea t h] face %d 2 put 9 jail4 ,b ,i didn't get ! *.e1 2c t's :5 ! mo/ amaz+ ?+ 9 ! hi/ory ( ! _w happ5$4 ,"sbody bump$ 9to me4 ,x 0 ,mayor ,hu2le4 ,he 0 walk+ r1lly fa/ t[>d 8 lim\s9e4 ,af he bump$ me1 ,i turn$ >.d & look$ at hm4 ,"! 7 doll> bills /ick+ \ ( 8 pockets6 ,i didn't "k :at to say4 ,i didn't "k ----------------------------------#ajj :at to d4 ,i _h to ?9k fa/4 8,x's ,mayor ,hu2le60 ,i %\t$4 8,he /ole ! m"oy60 8,get hm60 "sbody yell$4 ----------------------------------#aja ,mayor ,hu2le />t$ to run4 ,he knock$ ov] ! giant !rmomet]4 ,:5 #ec x fell1 x l&$ on ! j> ( gum a#aja balls & crack$ x op56 ,a million hundr$ gum balls w5t roll+ all ov]6 ,p 7 tripp+ ov] ! gum balls4 ,ms4 ,sue l&$ 9 a box full ( goldfi%6 ,"s?+ pok$ a hole 9 ! ,moon ,b\nce1 & x />t$ deflat+6 ,dr4 ,moo got loose & ramm$ 9to ! dunk tank6 ,wat] 0 p\r+ all ov] ! place6 ,"eybody 0 fr1k+ \6 8,run = yr lives60 %\t$ ,neil ! nude kid4 -----------------------------#ajb-#ajc 8,! ponies h escap$60 "sbody %\t$4 8,i /epp$ on a toad60 yell$ "sbody else4 8,"ey"o rema9 calm60 holl]$ ,ms4 ,sue4 ,:ile all ? 0 happ5+1 ,mayor ,hu2le jump$ 9to 8 limo4 8,floor x60 he yell$ to 8 driv] z he slamm$ ! door %ut 2h hm4 ,! limo tore \ ( "! ) ! tires squ1l+4 a#ajc 8,/op hm60 8,s l;g1 suck]s60 ,mayor ,hu2le %\t$ \ ! w9d[4 ----------------------------------#ajd ,well1 t's pretty m* :at happ5$ at ! s*ool c>nival4 ,i mi "o ( ! o!r p>5ts w 2 9 *>ge ( fund-rais+4 ,maybe ! police w let ,mr4 ,klutz g & cat* ,mayor ,hu2le 2f he escapes ) all ! m"oy4 ,maybe ,i'll sell my si/]'s ,am]ican ,girl doll collec;n4 ,maybe p w /op talk+ ab boats all ! "t4 ,maybe ! next book w 2 .7,miss ,mitsy ,is ,ditsy6.' ,maybe my dad w /op trimm+ 8 e> hair & kiss+ toads4 ,maybe we'll get p]sonal robots to c>ry \r backpacks4 ,maybe we'll get a zip l9e = ! playgr.d4 ,maybe ,mr4 ,tony w get "s goats to put on #ee p's lawns4 ,maybe ,i'll w9 a#aje ano!r goldfi%4 ,maybe ----------------------------------#ajf ,dr4 ,moo w drop ano!r c[ pie 9 ! playgr.d4 ,maybe ,ms4 ,sue w f9d "sbody to take ,alexia's college fund4 ,b x won't 2 easy6 @.<,! ,5d@.>